|Industry||Communications or Media|
|Location||Chapel Hill, North Carolina, United States|
|Introduction||I have approximate knowledge of many things. Dogs love me.|
|Favorite Music||A stunning variety of classics and guilty pleasures.|
For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:
Auntie, Thank you for giving me a way to get syrup out of a, err, cock.