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About me

Gender MALE
Location Ottawa, Ontario, Canada
Introduction I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
Interests Stuff
Favorite Movies Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, The Empire Strikes Back, The Princess Bride, The Incredibles, Highway 61, Bloody Sunday.
Favorite Music Tom Waits, The Ramones, The Band, The Fall, The Streets, Wilco, The Detroit Cobras, The Great Lake Swimmers, almost any band beginning with "The" it seems.
Favorite Books The Hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy, Really the Blues, Why Must a Black Writer Write About Sex?, The Eyre Affair, Lamb, The Watchmen, Batman Year 100, Epileptic, A Dirty Job

You've got to make contact with the alien leader. How will you tell when the conversation is finished?

I'll probably have lost a limb or he'll be swallowed by a small dog.