You've broken up with your old band and are about to release your first solo album. Please write the liner notes:
I wrote all the songs on this album with the help of caffeine and inspirational windowseats. I recorded this album in my bathroom while taking a shower; I was trying to be time-efficient but I ended up just being waterlogged. I'm releasing this album because I don't know when to just stop and give up. Please send any hate mail to my therapist. Thank you.