Pimptastic River
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Securit Guard/ Best Friend/ Sexy Beotch |
| Location | Satellite Beach, FL, United States |
| Introduction | I am about a foot tall and I am black and white. My idols include Brian Griffin, Clifford, That other guy from Wham!, Snoopy and Santa's Little Helper. I am currently single but always on the lookout for a special lady friend. I still live at home but no worries ladies - I got my very own extra large kennel with a sweet wool mattress (wink wink). |
| Interests | Lovely Ladies........and butt sniffing. These two things can be enjoyed together or they can be two completely seperate enjoyable things. |
| Favorite movies | Sled Dogs, The Truth About Cats and Dogs, Reservoir Dogs, Dogma |
| Favorite music | Barry White, Snoop Dogg, Dogs that bark Christmas tunes, The Baha Men, Three Dog Night |
| Favorite books | Walter The Farting Dog: Banned From the Beach, Harry the Dirty Dog, Walter the Farting Dog Goes on a Cruise, Are You There God? It's Me Margaret |