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About me

Gender MALE
Industry Government
Occupation Trying Not to Hurt Myself/Others
Location Cowtown, California, United States
Introduction The 5 double-ewes as applied to me: Who are you?
I have a name, but is that truly who I am? Other than that, I'm not sure.

What are you?
Human. Miserable. Alive. Other things. Take your pick.

When are you?
Sometimes now, but mostly then.

Where are you?
Here, for now, but I'd rather be there, even though I'm still not sure where there is. Of course, when I'm there, I'd still rather be some where else.

Why are you?
My dad claims he offered to pull out and says that my mom told him not to.
Interests reading, riting, rithmatic
Favorite Movies Fantasia, Clerks, Chasing Amy, Toy Story, Sleepless in Seattle, Harvey, The Philadelphia Story, Comic Book: The Movie, Amadeus, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Ghost World, American Splendor
Favorite Music Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, They Might Be Giants, Violent Femmes, Bare Naked Ladies, Everclear, "Weird" Al, The Beatles, Mozart, Bloodhound Gang
Favorite Books The Chocolate War, The Odyssey, Ender's Game, Animal Farm, Berenstain Bears and the Sitter, The Chronicles of Narnia, Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency, Scepticism Inc., Comic Books

You've got to make contact with the alien leader. How will you tell when the conversation is finished?

When he/she/it stops getting a steady stream of brain and only slurping noises.