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About me

Gender Female
Occupation hyperactive stressball
Location Melbourne, Australia
Favorite Music Muzak, Celine Dion, Vengaboys, Billy Ray Cirus' Achy Breaky Heart, Who Let the Dogs Out, The Marcarena, 3 Is a Magic Number, and general Eurotrash.
Favorite Books How To Be a Villan

Why don't you ever wear a scarf? It doesn't need to be cold outside for your neck to feel naked.

because scarf wearing increases my chances of being strangled, or dragged along by speeding trams that shut on my scarf