Herb Mallette

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Gender MALE
Industry Publishing
Occupation Author
Location San Antonio, Texas, United States
Introduction I'm an author of fantasy novels. I have five really good ones under my belt, and various other old ones that either still need work or will never see the light of day.
Interests Writing, Reading, RPGs, Art
Favorite Movies Star Wars, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Pixar movies, The Muppets
Favorite Music The Beatles, Frank Black, Blue Oyster Cult, Rimsky-Korsakov, Star Wars soundtracks, The Dead Milkmen, Therion
Favorite Books Consider Phlebas, Matter, The Lord of the Rings, Tales of the Dying Earth, Nifft The Lean, Dying Inside, Tuf Voyaging, A Talent for War, Hyperion

When you've got water stuck in your ear, how do you get it out?

I used to use a vaporator, but mine broke and I can't find a translator that speaks Bocce.