Brianne
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| Gender | Female |
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| Location | Pittsburgh, PA, United States |
| Introduction | Born in captivity, Brianne seeks to return to her home somewhere near Neptune. To finance this endeavor, she often turns herself into a fox and steals eggs from local henhouses, which she transforms into opals the size of a human fist. She sells these gems by the side road under the light of a full moon. And that is how toys get into cereal boxes. |
| Favorite Movies | Metropolis, Blade Runner, Marble Hornets, Shadow of the Vampire, Event Horizon |
| Favorite Music | Gogol Bordello, Bauhaus, Joy Division, The Clash, Fanfare Ciocarlia, The Casualties, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Dead Kennedys, VNV Nation, The Ramones, Dead Milkmen |
| Favorite Books | The Martian Chronicles - Ray Bradbury |
When you've got water stuck in your ear, how do you get it out?
1. Fold an origami robot. 2. Ask the paper robot to call Wilford Brimley. 3. Ask the paper robot to eat the phone. 4. ... 5. PROFIT!