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About me

Gender MALE
Industry Fashion
Occupation I'm a sock model. (I don't wear them on my feet)
Location Washington, D.C., United States
Interests puppy dogs, long walks on the beach, rainbows, unicorns, sexy nuns, 70s porn, tears, hate
Favorite Music ringtones
Favorite Books I like the ones with the tasty chewy center.

When you hesitate before hitting snooze on your alarm clock, are you being lazy?

No, I'm being active trying to rub one out before the alarm buzzes again.