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You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.
First, kill the goat for sustenance. Second, stretch the slinky, attempting to use it as a hook (a la Batman) to escape from the well. Third, after the slinky stretching fails, remember that the well is only about seven feet deep and that I probably should have just stood on the goat's back. Damn it to hell. Maybe if I dig deeper, I could find Aladdin's lamp. Makes perfect sense...