|Location||San Francisco, California, South Georgia & South Sandwich Islands|
|Introduction||Warning: Do not use Birdmonster if seal is broken. Eating Birdmonster can result in broken teeth. Do not use for drying pets. Store in a cool, dry place.|
|Interests||Amassing zombie army for reasons that will currently remain secret, aggressive haircutting, thorough memorization of Trapped in Closet also underway.|
|Favorite Movies||There is only Gymkata. Everything else is a dream.|
|Favorite Music||Too many to list, but, lately, we've really been influenced by Steven Segal's new record. And Scott Stapp's, of course.|
|Favorite Books||Reading is, like, totally for losers.|
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