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Industry Non-Profit
Location San Francisco, California, South Georgia & South Sandwich Islands
Introduction Warning: Do not use Birdmonster if seal is broken. Eating Birdmonster can result in broken teeth. Do not use for drying pets. Store in a cool, dry place.
Interests Amassing zombie army for reasons that will currently remain secret, aggressive haircutting, thorough memorization of Trapped in Closet also underway.
Favorite Movies There is only Gymkata. Everything else is a dream.
Favorite Music Too many to list, but, lately, we've really been influenced by Steven Segal's new record. And Scott Stapp's, of course.
Favorite Books Reading is, like, totally for losers.

What spells can you cast with magic markers?

Avada Cadavra.