Dan, Lover of Dim Sum

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About me

Gender Male
Location Los Angeles, California, United States
Introduction The details of my origin are clouded in mystery. Some speculate that I was actually formed when a large comet hit the earth during the late cretaceous period and large quantities of ash, volatile chemicals and red hot atmospheric gases mixed with sunlight and dinosaur feces to produce an unknown new substance: me
Interests Flavored Vodka, stinky cheese, non-stinky cheese, cheap wine, fancy hotels, mocking people, grocery shopping, humming a jaunty tune, nail-biting, classical music (no Mozart...sorry), diagnosing others with personality disorders, a well constructed spreadsheet, tropical fruits (especially mangosteen and sapodilla)
Favorite Movies Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Spaceballs, Bring it On, Roadtrip, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Eurotrip, Harold and Kumar go to White Castle, Six Degrees of Seperation, Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back, Tampopo
Favorite Music Stravinsky, Holst, Bach, Brahms, Fall Out Boy, Danny Elfman, Dave Brubeck, Sarah Vaughan, Alicia Keyes
Favorite Books Microserfs, Watership Down, The Alchemist, The BFG, Liar's Poker, Invisible Man, The Rough Guide to the USA, The Far Side Collection, He Died with a Falafel in his Hand