|Occupation||Cheesemonger-in-training, organic farmer, phrenologist|
|Location||Cambridge, MA, United States|
|Introduction||I have a couple of objectives: hiking great trails, reading good books, tasting good cheeses. Pretty simple.|
|Interests||Amateur cheese excellence, hiking and camping|
|Favorite Movies||The Departed, The Big Lebowski, Intolerable Cruelty, The Game|
|Favorite Music||The Beatles, The Smiths, Modest Mouse, Thelonious Monk, Medeski Martin and Wood, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Andrew Bird, Bob Dylan, Carolina Chocolate Drops, The Decembrists|
|Favorite Books||The Adventures of Kavalier and Clay, The Cheese Primer, The Curious Incident of the Dog At Midnight, No Direction Home, The God Delusion, Time to Heal, Mating, The Hypochondriacs, Snow|
How tall would you be if you had never cut your fingernails?
This question is at once illogical and non-comical.