Cap'n Howdy

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Gender MALE
Occupation No-Goodnik
Location Parts Unknown, Nowheresville
Introduction Cinephile. Trash Savant. Sadist. The Cap'n has been called all of these (and many worse) in his quest to study every facet of film and its impact on the world at large. Sometimes sublime, often mundane, I promise to at least be entertaining along the way.

Why don't you ever wear a scarf? It doesn't need to be cold outside for your neck to feel naked.

You know, I have a Tom Baker-era Doctor Who length scarf, and it's the damndest thing, but I've never worn it...