Detritus Collateralia

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Occupation Independently broke
Location Drumsfulla, Wheelbearing, Greece
Introduction Major Deity on a barcalounger who types with two fingers and two thumbs and pities subhuman parasites who suck all the fun out of freedom with their pathetic mewling to The Great Bearded Guy in the Sky, to cover for their crimes.
Interests Whiter teeth, cleaner floors, mind-altering thugs.
Favorite Movies Ishtar. Mothra. Barbarella.
Favorite Music Quasimodo on bells. Bonzo Dog Doodah Band. Flo & Eddie.
Favorite Books Make Way for Ducklings.

Your people want to make a statue in your honor. What will it be made out of and what victory will it commemorate?

Cheese-Whiz, to celebrate the Onset of Puberty.