Indy The BEST Dog Ever
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| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Military |
| Occupation | Assassin |
| Introduction | I was born on the 6th day of the 6th month in the year 666, on the shores of the river Styx. I am immortal, and I am the best dog ever. That is all you ever need know about me. |
| Interests | Annoying The Fool, plotting to end the life of The Fool, eating, digging, destroying all hope of The Fool, annihilating all the pretty flowers that The Fool loves to sniff, biting The Fool and random strangers that walk by (I only bite the ones whose faces I don't like - I do not bite them to protect The Fool). I also enjoy strategizing with my close friends and family (Cooper, Rusty, Serena, Maximus Decimus Meridius, Cerberus, Josie, Laurel, Roscoe, Freska) to take over the world. They need my military expertise which I am only too happy to provide. Occasionally, but not often, I like to chase a cat or squirrel up a tree and keep them stranded there for a few hours. |
| Favorite Movies | Any movies about assassins and snipers and sneaky animals. Like - those movies where a shark somehow gets into the mountain lake and starts biting off people's arms and legs and parts of their faces. Or the movies about the big snakes that sneakily swim through the water so they can destroy the flimsy boat and swallow everybody whole. Or the ones about the dogs that supposedly get rabies and go into a rage and foam at the mouth and bite all the people of the town! I love those kinds of movies! |
| Favorite Music | Anything that annoys The Fool. Like super religious music that preaches about sinners burning in hell for all eternity. |
| Favorite Books | There Can Be Only One - that is my favorite quote (you know from Highlander the movies where they chop off each others heads). But my favorite books are The Art of War and Confessions of a Shopaholic, though I occasionally indulge in books by the Marquis De Sade (helps sharpen up my inbred cruelty) and books by Anne Enright (forcing myself to read her painfully boring books trains me in amazing discipline, which I need for my military campaigns). |