|Location||Orange, Vermont, United States|
|Interests||Roleplaying games, Technology, Futurism, Transhumanism, Self-referentiality, Sudoku, Home automation, Archery, Philosophy|
|Favorite Movies||Serenity, Contact, Sneakers, Branagh's Hamlet, Star Wars, Grosse Pointe Blank, Curse of the Were-Rabbit|
|Favorite Music||Classic rock, world music, jazz, techno, heavy metal, R&B, Latin, classical, alternative, a capella, almost everything else|
|Favorite Books||David Brin, Greg Egan, Iain Banks, Heinlein, Lewis Carroll, E.E. Cummings, Douglas Hofstadter|
You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.
"Hey out there! I'll give you this slinky if you'll let me out! It's fun for all ages! No? How about a goat?"