deathbychocolate

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About me

Gender Male
Industry Arts
Occupation Zombie hunter
Location Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada
Introduction Welcome to my blog about romance, art, inspiration...and chocolate. "I'm clean, I smell nice, and have good arches. What more do you need to know?" ;-) Okay, but remember, you insisted. I grew up in a family of 4 children. I was the clever one. My mother and father were circus acrobats who escaped from the Soviet Union. I'm fascinated with the Cold War and espionage stories. As an aspiring screenwriter and film director I find inspiration in the romance and intrigue of the world of spies and their controllers. I've seen death, been near death, and saved a life. My day job as zombie hunter for Umbrella Corporation (see: http://imdb.com/title/tt0120804/) requires me to be in great physical and mental shape. Well, not so much mental. Zombies aren't all that smart. I'm looking for a girl who won't mind massaging my tired and sore muscles at the end of a hard day, and wiping the blood off first. If she likes scars, that's a bonus. The preceding should be taken tongue-in-cheek, though most of it is true.
Interests Hunting zombies. And bodybuilding, the beach, Cirque du Soleil, movies, theatre, photography, long drives, exploring B.C., breakfast, political science (focus on Russia and Eastern Europe), writing screenplays...did I mention hunting zombies?
Favorite Movies Name something you've never heard of.
Favorite Music I listen only to obscure Finnish operas.
Favorite Books Anything by Len Deighton, John Le Carre, Martin Cruz Smith.

Aren't papier mache cuts the worst?

They're not as bad as a zombie bite.