Wayword Waitress

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About me

Gender Female
Occupation Server
Location United States
Introduction I'm a waitress. If you tip me well, it'd be my pleasure to see you again. If you tip me bad, hope that you aren't memorable so I can't hold it against you in the future. And if you didn't tip me at all, don't come within a 2 mile radius of me. And if you do, prepare yourself for the shittiest service ever given to anyone by anyone. I hate you. I love to hate my job. But I can't imagine leaving. What's life without entertainment? LEGAL DISCLAIMER: Don't sue me. I'm a broke college kid. Thus, I'm waiting tables, shithead. All stories are real, but, so you don't sue me for my crappy Honda, they're "alleged" and totally my own twisted and potentially inaccurate observations. Names have been changed. Good enough? I think so.
Interests Grilled Cheese Sandwiches, Roadtrips, Telling Time, Elementary Backstroke, Making my Bed, Good Tippers
Favorite Movies Waiting, Garden State, CRASH, Requiem for a Dream, Billy Madison, About a Boy
Favorite Music Anything groovey.
Favorite Books perks of being a wallflower, catcher in the rye