Shnozberry
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Introduction | I want to incorporate the word schmegma into a conversation |
| Interests | Assorted cheeses, midgets, pirates, midget pirates and the transvestite bounty hunters who love them. |
| Favorite movies | Snuff films and the Big Lebowski. |
| Favorite music | The sound of cucumber sauce hitting the onion in my falafel. |
| Favorite books | Anything that Andrea won't read. |