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|Location||San Francisco, California, United States|
|Introduction||I am opinionated. And contrary to popular belief, entirely unmedicated.|
|Interests||Panties, Nuking Pakistan, Cricket, Food|
When you hesitate before hitting snooze on your alarm clock, are you being lazy?
You smell that? Do you smell that? Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory. Someday this war's gonna end...