joe schmedlap

About me

Gender Male
Industry Consulting
Occupation mercenary
Location Albuquerque, United States
Introduction I enjoy punching people in the head, lifting weights, Skoal, guns, reading, being an enigma,
Interests Candlemaking, gunsmithing, fly fishing, weight lifting, rasing honest decent kids
Favorite Movies Pulp Fiction, Legends of the Fall, Jeremiah Johnson, 8 seconds, Orig version of 310 to Yuma, the 300 ***, pretty much any piece of shit with Micky Rourk in it
Favorite Books Unintended Consequences, The Hagakure, Anything by Robt Parker, anything by Elmore Leonard

Please describe how you could take the peel off an apple all in one go:

Duct tape, a grenade, and the rest is classified