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About me

Industry Technology
Occupation Data Jockey
Location Alexandria, MN, United States
Introduction What can I say that you haven't already figured out? I have a low tolerance for idiocy, poor customer service, and other people's children. I have come to the conclusion that entire segments of the population exist solely for the purpose of making the rest of our lives more difficult. I have a dark sense of humor and enjoy making other people laugh. Hopefully at themself.

When you hesitate before hitting snooze on your alarm clock, are you being lazy?

No, I'm generally groping around on the floor, as the cat has lovingly thrown said clock against the wall in an effort to wake me.