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Gender MALE
Industry Education
Occupation Education Supervisor
Location Anyang, Gyeonggi-do, South Korea
Introduction I was... A Flash Designer, Prepress Technician, TV Director, Married, Technical Writer (I wrote the manuals no one reads), Producer of a Nationally Syndicated Liberal Talk Show, Textbook Writer, Substitute Professor at a Technical College, Popeye's Mascot, Cook, Oyster Shucker, Bartender, Waiter, Very Bad Waiter, Music Store Lackey in Germany, The Plant in "Little Shop of Horrors," Dismissed by Terry Gilliam, Younger, Thinner, and Stupider
Interests Food and Cooking (duh!), Filmmaking, Bad Writing, Irritating my Girlfriend, Obtaining More Pieces of Flair
Favorite Movies Office Space, LOTR, Star Wars, Undercover Brother, Lost in Translation, The Mission, Josie and the Pussycats, Clerks, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, Poltergeist, The Exorcist, Mouse Hunt, Coming to America
Favorite Music WeakLazyLiar, Panopticon, Ambient stuff, Soundtracks, Cheesy Stuff, 80s, Acoustic Pop That No One's Ever Heard Of
Favorite Books The Hitchhiker's Guide Series, Harry Potter, What Would Jefferson Do, A People's History of the United States, Kitchen Confidential, Pillars of the Earth, Fast Food Nation

When you spilled the milk, did it look like the moon?

Don't look at me. The cow did it. Leaky udder during the jump.