I like to put out that I'm a transmitter who invented nothing. But, dude, I invented a whole lotta crap. I just can't tell you about it. Seriously, the NDA at the Gormogons is a bitch. Let's just say there used to be a Blabby the Sixth Gormogon.
I am constantly answering stupid questions from the likes of that moron Adept Gung. I'm thinking of having him transferred to a Ch'an monastery where they lop your hands off when you raise them to ask about enlightenment.
My favorite drink is a combination of jasmine tea, the Liao Drug, and the tears of the innocent.
When fasting in preparation for sacrifice I must wear the Bright Robe, and it must be of linen. I must change my food and also the place where I commonly sit. I do not object to my rice being thoroughly cleaned, nor to my meat being finely minced. In bed, I avoid lying in the posture of a corpse.
