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text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cdiv class\u003d\"separator\" style\u003d\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Xbaw0G6FSLQ/VqU54ky_1AI/AAAAAAAACUI/yp9vTG6TLhY/s1600/m3_2.jpg\" imageanchor\u003d\"1\" style\u003d\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003e\u003cimg border\u003d\"0\" height\u003d\"324\" src\u003d\"https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Xbaw0G6FSLQ/VqU54ky_1AI/AAAAAAAACUI/yp9vTG6TLhY/s640/m3_2.jpg\" width\u003d\"640\" /\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eThe very idea of \"superheroes\"\u003ci\u003e is \u003c/i\u003escary in a way, sure...\u0026nbsp; -This is not terribly subtle, but I like the idea of that.\u0026nbsp; This series had a lot of good ideas... but, again; those ideas led to New Guardians- which is like experiencing brain-cancer.\u0026nbsp; So...\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003ca name\u003d'more'\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cdiv class\u003d\"separator\" style\u003d\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-abifF7vNQjE/VqU_qIYSPsI/AAAAAAAACU8/jjzrUZs2-Yk/s1600/m4_3.jpg\" imageanchor\u003d\"1\" style\u003d\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003e\u003cimg border\u003d\"0\" height\u003d\"472\" src\u003d\"https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-abifF7vNQjE/VqU_qIYSPsI/AAAAAAAACU8/jjzrUZs2-Yk/s640/m4_3.jpg\" width\u003d\"640\" /\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003ci\u003e\"There's a Mr. Batman here to see you, Sir.\"\u003c/i\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003ci\u003e\"Very well, send him in...\"\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u003c/i\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eWTF did I just read???\u0026nbsp; \u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eSo weird.\u0026nbsp;\u003c/i\u003e\u003c/b\u003e -Wouldn't Batman just sneak in- appear in the guys office out of a shadowed corner right when he though he was alone?\u0026nbsp; I mean, this is just how the scene starts.\u003cbr /\u003e-So we're led to believe... in full costume... Batman  just walked into this random prison, in the middle of the day, strolled past security, went up to the warden's receptionist, and asked if he was available for a walk-in appointment?\u0026nbsp; That seems \u003cb\u003eso\u003c/b\u003e UN-Batman of  him, right?\u0026nbsp;\u003ci\u003e Right???\u003c/i\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003ctable align\u003d\"center\" cellpadding\u003d\"0\" cellspacing\u003d\"0\" class\u003d\"tr-caption-container\" style\u003d\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-2CYqVsa7tCw/VqU8SNWQ9LI/AAAAAAAACUU/vNigkDtSgww/s1600/m5_1.jpg\" imageanchor\u003d\"1\" style\u003d\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" target\u003d\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cimg border\u003d\"0\" height\u003d\"640\" src\u003d\"https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-2CYqVsa7tCw/VqU8SNWQ9LI/AAAAAAAACUU/vNigkDtSgww/s640/m5_1.jpg\" width\u003d\"430\" /\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/td\u003e\u003c/tr\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd class\u003d\"tr-caption\" style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-2CYqVsa7tCw/VqU8SNWQ9LI/AAAAAAAACUU/vNigkDtSgww/s1600/m5_1.jpg\" target\u003d\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"color: #666666;\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"color: #0000ee;\"\u003e(((embiggen to read)))\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/td\u003e\u003c/tr\u003e\u003c/tbody\u003e\u003c/table\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e-Serious props to Joe Staton and Ian Gibson for the art in this series; I mean just look at that image of Superman descending down to the surface up there- that is some fantastic old-school art. \u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cdiv class\u003d\"separator\" style\u003d\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-8Bs1FCotsSQ/VrIkuKC2VTI/AAAAAAAACWE/gvqdt_H5CJA/s1600/m5_2.jpg\" imageanchor\u003d\"1\" style\u003d\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003e\u003cimg border\u003d\"0\" src\u003d\"https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-8Bs1FCotsSQ/VrIkuKC2VTI/AAAAAAAACWE/gvqdt_H5CJA/s1600/m5_2.jpg\" /\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cdiv class\u003d\"separator\" style\u003d\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eNow, I know \u003ca href\u003d\"http://www.superdickery.com/tag/superman-is-a-dick/\" target\u003d\"_blank\"\u003eSuperman is famously a dick.\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003e-But Batman is also a dick.\u003c/div\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003ctable align\u003d\"center\" cellpadding\u003d\"0\" cellspacing\u003d\"0\" class\u003d\"tr-caption-container\" style\u003d\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-TA7XVtl7pXk/VqU-C-6pkuI/AAAAAAAACUo/KmePyuliDro/s1600/m5_3.jpg\" imageanchor\u003d\"1\" style\u003d\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003cimg border\u003d\"0\" height\u003d\"290\" src\u003d\"https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-TA7XVtl7pXk/VqU-C-6pkuI/AAAAAAAACUo/KmePyuliDro/s640/m5_3.jpg\" width\u003d\"640\" /\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/td\u003e\u003c/tr\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd class\u003d\"tr-caption\" style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003eHe HAD to of planned that!\u0026nbsp; -Timed it out perfectly to rub it in Superman's fuckin' face!\u003c/td\u003e\u003c/tr\u003e\u003c/tbody\u003e\u003c/table\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eSeriously... \u003ci\u003esuch\u003c/i\u003e a dick.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cdiv class\u003d\"separator\" style\u003d\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-zrCBnT_pl9k/VqU-SYrob0I/AAAAAAAACUw/FEuZehMuEIY/s1600/m6_1.jpg\" imageanchor\u003d\"1\" style\u003d\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003e\u003cimg border\u003d\"0\" height\u003d\"427\" src\u003d\"https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-zrCBnT_pl9k/VqU-SYrob0I/AAAAAAAACUw/FEuZehMuEIY/s640/m6_1.jpg\" width\u003d\"640\" /\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eI know people are probably pretty goddamned used to Frank Miller's All-Star Batman, or modern-day Nu52 Batman being a total dick to everyone...\u0026nbsp; but it's weird seeing THIS Batman like that.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003ctable align\u003d\"center\" cellpadding\u003d\"0\" cellspacing\u003d\"0\" class\u003d\"tr-caption-container\" style\u003d\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-kyYte041AxI/VrIgAdDqK7I/AAAAAAAACVw/QHC2bMt9qSw/s1600/m6_4.jpg\" imageanchor\u003d\"1\" style\u003d\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003cimg border\u003d\"0\" src\u003d\"https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-kyYte041AxI/VrIgAdDqK7I/AAAAAAAACVw/QHC2bMt9qSw/s1600/m6_4.jpg\" /\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/td\u003e\u003c/tr\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd class\u003d\"tr-caption\" style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003e(This was when Guy was temporarily retarded, otherwise he could TOTALLY out-dick Batman...)\u003c/td\u003e\u003c/tr\u003e\u003c/tbody\u003e\u003c/table\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003ctable align\u003d\"center\" cellpadding\u003d\"0\" cellspacing\u003d\"0\" class\u003d\"tr-caption-container\" style\u003d\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-petCXJFrhH0/VrIgBUO0fUI/AAAAAAAACV0/31kRaRzheQg/s1600/m5_5.jpg\" imageanchor\u003d\"1\" style\u003d\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003cimg border\u003d\"0\" src\u003d\"https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-petCXJFrhH0/VrIgBUO0fUI/AAAAAAAACV0/31kRaRzheQg/s1600/m5_5.jpg\" /\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/td\u003e\u003c/tr\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd class\u003d\"tr-caption\" style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003eLook at that exit! -What a drama-queen...\u003c/td\u003e\u003c/tr\u003e\u003c/tbody\u003e\u003c/table\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\"The Batman gives zero fucks about this conversation, Miracle Mon.\"\u003c/div\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eWell, that's all for my quick look through Millennium!\u0026nbsp; \u003cbr /\u003eNo idea what I'll be posting next... but \u003ci\u003estay tuned\u003c/i\u003e to \u003cb\u003ethis channel!\u003c/b\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: x-large;\"\u003eAnd go read some comics! \u003c/span\u003e\u003c/b\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"https://littlethingsincomics.blogspot.com/feeds/7615133854755989119/comments/default","title":"Post Comments"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https://littlethingsincomics.blogspot.com/2016/02/Batmanisadick.html#comment-form","title":"9 Comments"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"https://www.blogger.com/feeds/8954474436358879146/posts/default/7615133854755989119"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"https://www.blogger.com/feeds/8954474436358879146/posts/default/7615133854755989119"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"https://littlethingsincomics.blogspot.com/2016/02/Batmanisadick.html","title":"DC Comics' Millennium, Part III"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"The King of Thessaly"},"uri":{"$t":"https://www.blogger.com/profile/15406771819941242204"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$image":{"rel":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail","width":"30","height":"32","src":"//2.bp.blogspot.com/-jES7ykp_IUc/UwZ3YdYY2_I/AAAAAAAAAoU/WrErAKTeX6I/s32/*"}}],"media$thumbnail":{"xmlns$media":"http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/","url":"https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Xbaw0G6FSLQ/VqU54ky_1AI/AAAAAAAACUI/yp9vTG6TLhY/s72-c/m3_2.jpg","height":"72","width":"72"},"thr$total":{"$t":"9"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8954474436358879146.post-8613470041641696029"},"published":{"$t":"2015-03-09T01:00:00.000-04:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2015-03-09T02:56:38.073-04:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Kazar: The Savage"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"The Savage Land"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Ka-Zar"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Kazar"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Total Dick"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Bruce Jones"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Shanna the She-Devil"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Zabu"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Brent Anderson"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"#1"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"The Savage"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Review"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Ka-Zar is kind of a dick."},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\u003ctable align\u003d\"center\" cellpadding\u003d\"0\" cellspacing\u003d\"0\" class\u003d\"tr-caption-container\" style\u003d\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-uhZBTpVA_3Q/VOLHP3iH_NI/AAAAAAAAB4s/oQR8DXUeaUU/s1600/Kazarthedick.jpg\" imageanchor\u003d\"1\" style\u003d\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003cimg border\u003d\"0\" src\u003d\"http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-uhZBTpVA_3Q/VOLHP3iH_NI/AAAAAAAAB4s/oQR8DXUeaUU/s1600/Kazarthedick.jpg\" height\u003d\"640\" width\u003d\"425\" /\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/td\u003e\u003c/tr\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd class\u003d\"tr-caption\" style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\"-Everything dies... What's the point?\u0026nbsp; Life... don't talk to\u003ci\u003e me \u003c/i\u003eabout\u003ci\u003e life...\u003c/i\u003e\"\u0026nbsp;\u003c/td\u003e\u003c/tr\u003e\u003c/tbody\u003e\u003c/table\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003e-And then she; Shanna the She-Devil, (and I'm being for real- it's not a joke) proceeds to fuck him.\u0026nbsp; \u003c/div\u003e\u003ca name\u003d'more'\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003cb\u003e???\u003c/b\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eWhat was it exactly?\u0026nbsp; -His heartlessness, his sarcasticness, his I-don't-give-a-fuck attitude, or just his general emo-ness that got her all turned-on???\u0026nbsp; Oh, right- it was the buff, nakedness...\u003cbr /\u003e\u003ccenter\u003eAnyways... the morning after they get it on- he goes off to look for his partner/friend Zabu, \u003cspan class\u003d\"st\"\u003ethe \u003c/span\u003e\u003cspan class\u003d\"st\"\u003esabre-toothed tiger\u003c/span\u003e... And being a \u003cb\u003etotal dick\u003c/b\u003e seems to be working for him- so he continues to do that when he sees a group of travelers being attacked....\u003c/center\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cdiv class\u003d\"separator\" style\u003d\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-v1_pdoNhBak/VOLG8WebhMI/AAAAAAAAB38/dH4WJyVkFSI/s1600/Kazarthedick%2B(1).jpg\" imageanchor\u003d\"1\" style\u003d\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003e\u003cimg border\u003d\"0\" src\u003d\"http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-v1_pdoNhBak/VOLG8WebhMI/AAAAAAAAB38/dH4WJyVkFSI/s1600/Kazarthedick%2B(1).jpg\" height\u003d\"304\" width\u003d\"640\" /\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eBut he decides to lift\u003ci\u003e more \u003c/i\u003ethan a finger when he sees the victim is another woman he can go be a dick to...\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003ctable align\u003d\"center\" cellpadding\u003d\"0\" cellspacing\u003d\"0\" class\u003d\"tr-caption-container\" style\u003d\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-7zbCT9h7K4E/VOLG_3umMJI/AAAAAAAAB4E/9UdLAUzJcyc/s1600/Kazarthedick%2B(2).jpg\" imageanchor\u003d\"1\" style\u003d\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003cimg border\u003d\"0\" src\u003d\"http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-7zbCT9h7K4E/VOLG_3umMJI/AAAAAAAAB4E/9UdLAUzJcyc/s1600/Kazarthedick%2B(2).jpg\" height\u003d\"640\" width\u003d\"426\" /\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/td\u003e\u003c/tr\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd class\u003d\"tr-caption\" style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003eHe's not being \u003ci\u003e\"cute\"\u003c/i\u003e, he's being a \u003cb\u003esmarmy asshole.\u003c/b\u003e\u003c/td\u003e\u003c/tr\u003e\u003c/tbody\u003e\u003c/table\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: left;\"\u003e-The Queen here is not exactly throwing herself at him after he acts like a dick-hole; so he's right back into \"you're not my problem\" mode...\u0026nbsp; But she actually \u003ci\u003ebegs\u003c/i\u003e for \u003ci\u003e\u003cb\u003ehis\u003c/b\u003e \u003c/i\u003eforgiveness... and falls to her knees...\u003ci\u003e and cries-\u003c/i\u003e until he says he'll help her.\u003c/div\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003ctable align\u003d\"center\" cellpadding\u003d\"0\" cellspacing\u003d\"0\" class\u003d\"tr-caption-container\" style\u003d\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-LqXZjTNUNrE/VOLHAcFqW8I/AAAAAAAAB4I/4p6klqy67Uk/s1600/Kazarthedick%2B(3).jpg\" imageanchor\u003d\"1\" style\u003d\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003cimg border\u003d\"0\" src\u003d\"http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-LqXZjTNUNrE/VOLHAcFqW8I/AAAAAAAAB4I/4p6klqy67Uk/s1600/Kazarthedick%2B(3).jpg\" height\u003d\"461\" width\u003d\"640\" /\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/td\u003e\u003c/tr\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd class\u003d\"tr-caption\" style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003eWhat?\u0026nbsp; -What's pretty?\u0026nbsp; The fire?\u0026nbsp; The cat-killing ceremony??\u0026nbsp; All the shirtless men???\u003c/td\u003e\u003c/tr\u003e\u003c/tbody\u003e\u003c/table\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e-And then he tries to fuck her:\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003ctable align\u003d\"center\" cellpadding\u003d\"0\" cellspacing\u003d\"0\" class\u003d\"tr-caption-container\" style\u003d\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-UQIIEqNGEwE/VOLHEjnOBSI/AAAAAAAAB4U/XqD_v2MpqlI/s1600/Kazarthedick%2B(4).jpg\" imageanchor\u003d\"1\" style\u003d\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003cimg border\u003d\"0\" src\u003d\"http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-UQIIEqNGEwE/VOLHEjnOBSI/AAAAAAAAB4U/XqD_v2MpqlI/s1600/Kazarthedick%2B(4).jpg\" height\u003d\"640\" width\u003d\"430\" /\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/td\u003e\u003c/tr\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd class\u003d\"tr-caption\" style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\"No does not\u003ci\u003e mean \u003c/i\u003e\u003cb\u003e'no'\u003c/b\u003e to Ka-Zar!\"\u003c/td\u003e\u003c/tr\u003e\u003c/tbody\u003e\u003c/table\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: large;\"\u003eW\u003c/span\u003ehat I did not mention earlier is that he\u003ci\u003e just\u003c/i\u003e told Shanna that he loved \u003ci\u003eher\u003c/i\u003e, and they should totally move-in together, before he left... and that she should think about it while he's gone.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eDude... such a dick!\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eSo, even though she \u003ci\u003eis\u003c/i\u003e tempted- \u003ci\u003ebecause what woman doesn't love being treated like crap, am I right?\u003c/i\u003e -she decides that she doesn't want to be a cheating whore- and he's just a bit too much of a dick to make it worth it. \u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eKazar's reaction to this rejection is to... you guessed it- be a fuckin' dick!:\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cdiv class\u003d\"separator\" style\u003d\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-ywWS9u5ZxVY/VOLHMYoog1I/AAAAAAAAB4c/sRwTIv7XS4A/s1600/Kazarthedick%2B(5).jpg\" imageanchor\u003d\"1\" style\u003d\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003e\u003cimg border\u003d\"0\" src\u003d\"http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-ywWS9u5ZxVY/VOLHMYoog1I/AAAAAAAAB4c/sRwTIv7XS4A/s1600/Kazarthedick%2B(5).jpg\" height\u003d\"640\" width\u003d\"434\" /\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eAnd he \u003cb\u003eonly\u003c/b\u003e enters the fray to help \u003ci\u003eAFTER\u003c/i\u003e Zabu comes out of nowhere to stop the ritual himself!\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eKazar is a dick as much as \u003ca href\u003d\"http://littlethingsincomics.blogspot.com/2014/01/fuckinnova.html\"\u003eNova curses... \u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eKazar is a bigger dick than \u003ca href\u003d\"http://littlethingsincomics.blogspot.com/2014/04/dontfuckwiththephantomstranger.html\"\u003eRonnie Raymond is a piece of shit.\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eHe reminds me of \u003ca href\u003d\"http://bronzeagecomics.tumblr.com/post/75031686937/ironjaw-1-man-ironjaw-is-a-real-asshole\"\u003eIronJaw...\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eLeanne is happy to have her tiger back, safe and sound, so she's nice to Kazar again... witch means, of course, he instantly confesses his love for her- and says they should \u003ci\u003etotes\u003c/i\u003e move in together! And the kicker is that she's okay with it!!!\u0026nbsp; Seriously, what the fuck???\u003cbr /\u003eI guess what happens in The Savage Land \u003ci\u003estays \u003c/i\u003ein The Savage Land... to bad they all live in The Savage Land! -Poor Shanna......\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: large;\"\u003eO\u003c/span\u003en the trip back to his palatial new home, Kazar stops to kill some kinda prehistoric antelope to cook for their dinner. But they find out that it had a calf-\u0026nbsp; Kazar quickly \"destroys\" it, saying it won't survive without its mother.\u0026nbsp; This clearly sours The Queen on Kazar, yet again... so much so that when they get back to her palace- she says it's not really a good idea for him to come in...\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cdiv class\u003d\"separator\" style\u003d\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-g41BkpGEwrk/VOLHMvngWQI/AAAAAAAAB4g/X8FnOc0tkk4/s1600/Kazarthedick%2B(6).jpg\" imageanchor\u003d\"1\" style\u003d\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003e\u003cimg border\u003d\"0\" src\u003d\"http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-g41BkpGEwrk/VOLHMvngWQI/AAAAAAAAB4g/X8FnOc0tkk4/s1600/Kazarthedick%2B(6).jpg\" height\u003d\"640\" width\u003d\"444\" /\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003e-So Kazar says: \u003ci\u003e\"Whatever, bitch! Fuck you anyways... you're probably a lesbian.\u0026nbsp; I'm going home to my back-up bitch.\u0026nbsp; This never happened.\"\u003c/i\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eNowhere inside \u003ci\u003eKazar: The Savage #1 \u003c/i\u003edoes it mention the creative team.\u0026nbsp; This comic has no credits...\u003cbr /\u003eThe internet says it was scripted by Bruce Jones and penciled by Brent Anderson (who also did the cover).\u003cbr /\u003eThe art is great... but were they embarrassed by how terrible the hero of the book came out? -Were the names withheld by accident, or did they pull an \u003ca href\u003d\"http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000647/\"\u003eAlan Smithee??? \u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eI hated this comic.\u003cbr /\u003eIt's good to make fun of, in retrospect; but it's a terrible read. I kind of want to see where it's going, though... \u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"https://littlethingsincomics.blogspot.com/feeds/8613470041641696029/comments/default","title":"Post Comments"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https://littlethingsincomics.blogspot.com/2015/03/what-an-asshole.html#comment-form","title":"5 Comments"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"https://www.blogger.com/feeds/8954474436358879146/posts/default/8613470041641696029"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"https://www.blogger.com/feeds/8954474436358879146/posts/default/8613470041641696029"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"https://littlethingsincomics.blogspot.com/2015/03/what-an-asshole.html","title":"Ka-Zar is kind of a dick."}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"The King of Thessaly"},"uri":{"$t":"https://www.blogger.com/profile/15406771819941242204"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$image":{"rel":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail","width":"30","height":"32","src":"//2.bp.blogspot.com/-jES7ykp_IUc/UwZ3YdYY2_I/AAAAAAAAAoU/WrErAKTeX6I/s32/*"}}],"media$thumbnail":{"xmlns$media":"http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/","url":"http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-uhZBTpVA_3Q/VOLHP3iH_NI/AAAAAAAAB4s/oQR8DXUeaUU/s72-c/Kazarthedick.jpg","height":"72","width":"72"},"thr$total":{"$t":"5"}}]}});