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-Nobody?!?\u0026nbsp; \u003c/i\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cb\u003eGood.\u003c/b\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"color: #cccccc;\"\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v\u003dBJgLa3eKMYs\" target\u003d\"_blank\"\u003eEveryone fucking loves Star Wars!\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/b\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003ctable align\u003d\"center\" cellpadding\u003d\"0\" cellspacing\u003d\"0\" class\u003d\"tr-caption-container\" style\u003d\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-5jd7I0A_SdE/Vod9PDQaXkI/AAAAAAAACKU/aDTVI0mlhoQ/s1600/FartWars%2B%25281%2529.jpg\" imageanchor\u003d\"1\" style\u003d\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003cimg border\u003d\"0\" src\u003d\"http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-5jd7I0A_SdE/Vod9PDQaXkI/AAAAAAAACKU/aDTVI0mlhoQ/s1600/FartWars%2B%25281%2529.jpg\" /\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/td\u003e\u003c/tr\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd class\u003d\"tr-caption\" style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e-Those boots!!!\u003c/i\u003e\u0026nbsp; So ridiculously awesome!\u003c/td\u003e\u003c/tr\u003e\u003c/tbody\u003e\u003c/table\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e-This is\u0026nbsp;\u003cb\u003eEntity Comics'\u003c/b\u003e 1997 one-shot\u003ci\u003e parody \u003c/i\u003eof the \u003cb\u003eStar Wars\u003c/b\u003e films (written and illustrated by \u003ca href\u003d\"http://www.billmausart.com/billmausart/billmausart.html\" target\u003d\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eBill Maus\u003c/b\u003e\u003c/a\u003e), made just to take a few digs at the (then) current theatrically re-released / CGI-added versions of the movies; or really just the concept of them... I guess?\u0026nbsp; I'm actually \u003ci\u003enot\u003c/i\u003e sure what the point / reasoning was for this comic having been made.\u0026nbsp;\u003cspan style\u003d\"color: #444444;\"\u003e $$$\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"color: #666666;\"\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"color: #666666;\"\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003ca name\u003d'more'\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"color: #666666;\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"color: black;\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: large;\"\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"color: #999999;\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: large;\"\u003eO\u003c/span\u003eur comic begins with that old familiar crawl:\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cdiv class\u003d\"separator\" style\u003d\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-SyFjVKO0nPE/Vod9SI3mRRI/AAAAAAAACKw/uP05Qqa5HKg/s1600/FartWars%2B%25282%2529.jpg\" imageanchor\u003d\"1\" style\u003d\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003e\u003cimg border\u003d\"0\" height\u003d\"478\" src\u003d\"http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-SyFjVKO0nPE/Vod9SI3mRRI/AAAAAAAACKw/uP05Qqa5HKg/s640/FartWars%2B%25282%2529.jpg\" width\u003d\"640\" /\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003e... \u003c/div\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003e...\"Fart Wars\"?\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u003c/div\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: large;\"\u003e-FART WARS?!?\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: x-large;\"\u003eFUCKING FART WARS!?!?!?\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/i\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: x-large;\"\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/i\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cdiv class\u003d\"separator\" style\u003d\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: x-large;\"\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-zOscy2tNPqU/Vod9dYu-SjI/AAAAAAAACL8/Ka9KVh4JBbc/s1600/no%2521.gif\" imageanchor\u003d\"1\" style\u003d\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003e\u003cimg border\u003d\"0\" src\u003d\"http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-zOscy2tNPqU/Vod9dYu-SjI/AAAAAAAACL8/Ka9KVh4JBbc/s1600/no%2521.gif\" /\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/i\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e*sigh* Okay...\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003eI'm going to start with the \"best\" \"joke\" in the entire comic, are you ready?\u0026nbsp; -Your mileage may very, but this is going to set the bar:\u003c/div\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cdiv class\u003d\"separator\" style\u003d\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-TEFm2JGGHL0/Vod9SH2Ab3I/AAAAAAAACK0/CxAZwOMJLj0/s1600/FartWars%2B%25283%2529.jpg\" imageanchor\u003d\"1\" style\u003d\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003e\u003cimg border\u003d\"0\" src\u003d\"http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-TEFm2JGGHL0/Vod9SH2Ab3I/AAAAAAAACK0/CxAZwOMJLj0/s1600/FartWars%2B%25283%2529.jpg\" /\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003ci\u003eThat's\u003c/i\u003e as good as it gets, people.\u003cbr /\u003eYou either mildly giggled to yourself, or you must have involuntarily groaned so loud it covered up your uncontrollable laughter. Either way; it's all downhill from here...\u003cbr /\u003eBill Maus is great, I love what he did with \u003cb\u003eZen\u003c/b\u003e, I've talked about \u003ca href\u003d\"http://littlethingsincomics.blogspot.com/2015/04/burnonewithCynder.html#more\" target\u003d\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eNira X\u003c/b\u003e\u003c/a\u003e plenty before...\u0026nbsp; I'm a fan of his art... but this comic is just... awful and stupid.\u003cbr /\u003eMaybe that's the point?\u0026nbsp; It's like it's trying for,  but isn't quite MAD Magazine quality humor... fuck, it's not even Cracked quality!: \u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003ctable align\u003d\"center\" cellpadding\u003d\"0\" cellspacing\u003d\"0\" class\u003d\"tr-caption-container\" style\u003d\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-hi4BzrUGkdQ/Vod9S_hZoTI/AAAAAAAACK8/4jpXObacXiI/s1600/FartWars%2B%25284%2529.jpg\" imageanchor\u003d\"1\" style\u003d\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003cimg border\u003d\"0\" height\u003d\"348\" src\u003d\"http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-hi4BzrUGkdQ/Vod9S_hZoTI/AAAAAAAACK8/4jpXObacXiI/s640/FartWars%2B%25284%2529.jpg\" width\u003d\"640\" /\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/td\u003e\u003c/tr\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd class\u003d\"tr-caption\" style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003eYeah!\u003c/i\u003e\u0026nbsp; \"And you better be a fucking ball in the soft-reboot eighteen years later so it will make better sense!\"\u003c/td\u003e\u003c/tr\u003e\u003c/tbody\u003e\u003c/table\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003eSunglasses on C-3PO?\u0026nbsp; THOSE DON'T BELONG THERE!\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u003c/div\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003e-INSTANT COMIC GOLD! \u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u003c/div\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cdiv class\u003d\"separator\" style\u003d\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-jtFazeVDQ48/Vod9TSv597I/AAAAAAAACLA/NWBRXGEeYgM/s1600/FartWars%2B%25285%2529.jpg\" imageanchor\u003d\"1\" style\u003d\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003e\u003cimg border\u003d\"0\" src\u003d\"http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-jtFazeVDQ48/Vod9TSv597I/AAAAAAAACLA/NWBRXGEeYgM/s1600/FartWars%2B%25285%2529.jpg\" /\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003eHAHAHA!\u0026nbsp; -\u003c/i\u003eTOILET PAPER!!!\u0026nbsp; \u003c/div\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: large;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eIT'S FUNNY!\u003c/b\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cb\u003e \u003c/b\u003e\u003c/i\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003eYOU USE TOILET PAPER\u003ci\u003e IN BATHROOMS\u003c/i\u003e TO WIPE OFF\u003ci\u003e POOP...\u003c/i\u003e FROM YOUR \u003ci\u003eBUTT!\u003c/i\u003e\u0026nbsp; \u003ci\u003eHAHAHA!\u0026nbsp;\u003c/i\u003e\u0026nbsp;\u003c/div\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u0026nbsp;POOP!\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u003c/div\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eTOILETS!! \u003c/i\u003e\u003c/b\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003eBUTTS!!!\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u003c/div\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003eAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!\u0026nbsp; \u003c/i\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: large;\"\u003eFART WARS! \u003c/span\u003e\u003c/i\u003e\u003c/b\u003e\u003ci\u003eAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!\u003c/i\u003e\u0026nbsp; \u003c/div\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cdiv class\u003d\"separator\" style\u003d\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-nQLUUR4T2Ck/VoeJAWvdbcI/AAAAAAAACMU/c6u9shLYlLw/s1600/FartWars%2B%25286%2529.jpg\" imageanchor\u003d\"1\" style\u003d\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003e\u003cimg border\u003d\"0\" height\u003d\"640\" src\u003d\"http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-nQLUUR4T2Ck/VoeJAWvdbcI/AAAAAAAACMU/c6u9shLYlLw/s640/FartWars%2B%25286%2529.jpg\" width\u003d\"409\" /\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-nQLUUR4T2Ck/VoeJAWvdbcI/AAAAAAAACMU/c6u9shLYlLw/s1600/FartWars%2B%25286%2529.jpg\" target\u003d\"_blank\"\u003e(((embiggen)))\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e...is that?\u003cbr /\u003e\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp; -Is that \u003ci\u003eMr. Gone \u003c/i\u003efrom \u003cb\u003eThe Maxx?\u003c/b\u003e \u003ci\u003e......what the fuck???\u003c/i\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eThere and (forgive the pun) gone, no reference, no reason... what's the joke?\u003cbr /\u003e-Is \u003ci\u003ethat\u003c/i\u003e the joke???\u0026nbsp; \u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eAnd we're nine pages in before we get the issue's first appearance of \u003cb\u003eNira X\u003c/b\u003e- who is just randomly in a panel with no setup whatsoever... Not even sure where she is supposed to be in relation to everyone else on the page?\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003eAnd yes, that's Darth Vader- oh, I'm sorry: \u003cb\u003eRoll Vader,\u003c/b\u003e because \u003cb\u003ecomedy\u003c/b\u003e?\u0026nbsp; -Get it?\u0026nbsp; Like a ROLL of TOILET PAPER!\u0026nbsp; \u003ci\u003eAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!\u0026nbsp;\u003c/i\u003e\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp; -FARTING!\u003c/div\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cdiv class\u003d\"separator\" style\u003d\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-9tlRYhru6UY/Vod9po5hxKI/AAAAAAAACMI/16f7JUugYww/s1600/facepalm.gif\" imageanchor\u003d\"1\" style\u003d\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003e\u003cimg border\u003d\"0\" src\u003d\"http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-9tlRYhru6UY/Vod9po5hxKI/AAAAAAAACMI/16f7JUugYww/s1600/facepalm.gif\" /\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: large;\"\u003e\u0026nbsp;I\u003c/span\u003e need a break from all this laughter.\u0026nbsp; -Here's a nice little (I mean; now \u003ci\u003e\u003cb\u003esuper\u003c/b\u003e\u003c/i\u003e offensive and degrading and should be banned and erased from all history ever!) Slave Leia pin-up... \u003c/div\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cdiv class\u003d\"separator\" style\u003d\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Fc9vG6guInY/Vod9aCUmZjI/AAAAAAAACLY/H2J4paek7Ic/s1600/FartWars%2B%25287%2529.jpg\" imageanchor\u003d\"1\" style\u003d\"clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003e\u003cimg border\u003d\"0\" src\u003d\"http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Fc9vG6guInY/Vod9aCUmZjI/AAAAAAAACLY/H2J4paek7Ic/s1600/FartWars%2B%25287%2529.jpg\" /\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eLike I said; I like\u003cb\u003e \u003ca href\u003d\"http://billmausart.deviantart.com/\" target\u003d\"_blank\"\u003eBill Maus\u003c/a\u003e'\u003c/b\u003e art \u003ci\u003ea lot.\u003c/i\u003e But it's like he \u003ci\u003ewrote\u003c/i\u003e this thing in 5 minutes, drunk,\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: x-small;\"\u003e \u003ci\u003eon the toilet,\u003c/i\u003e\u003c/span\u003e on a dare...\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eSo, then \u003cb\u003eThe Savage Dragon\u003c/b\u003e \u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: x-small;\"\u003e(with a tiny baby head)\u003c/span\u003e shows up for \u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: large;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eno\u003c/b\u003e\u003c/span\u003e reason, and is\u003cb\u003e not seen again after this page/panel.\u003c/b\u003e\u0026nbsp; And Bert from Sesame Street is there with a gun...playing Twister... because...... hilarious?\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cdiv class\u003d\"separator\" style\u003d\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-OviG5zszi4E/Vod9Z1TPVDI/AAAAAAAACLU/tzLHeN9zozM/s1600/FartWars%2B%25288%2529.jpg\" imageanchor\u003d\"1\" style\u003d\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003e\u003cimg border\u003d\"0\" src\u003d\"http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-OviG5zszi4E/Vod9Z1TPVDI/AAAAAAAACLU/tzLHeN9zozM/s1600/FartWars%2B%25288%2529.jpg\" /\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cb\u003e-There are Family Guy set-ups to cut-away jokes that make more sense than the shit that keeps happening in this comic!!!\u0026nbsp;\u003c/b\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cdiv class\u003d\"separator\" style\u003d\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-3SN-wEMwKKc/Vod9bC9kvjI/AAAAAAAACLk/Rp3M5jbLgZo/s1600/FartWars%2B%25289%2529.jpg\" imageanchor\u003d\"1\" style\u003d\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003e\u003cimg border\u003d\"0\" src\u003d\"http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-3SN-wEMwKKc/Vod9bC9kvjI/AAAAAAAACLk/Rp3M5jbLgZo/s1600/FartWars%2B%25289%2529.jpg\" /\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: large;\"\u003eT\u003c/span\u003ehe alternate cover I always had (pictured at the top) has an alternate-title for the comic itself, and Nira X on it.\u0026nbsp; So I never knew the actual comic was \u003ci\u003ereally\u003c/i\u003e called \u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: x-small;\"\u003e*shudder*\u003c/span\u003e \u003cb\u003eFart Wars.\u003c/b\u003e\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp; And I, naturally, assumed Nira X was going to feature prominently within. -With this above panel you have now seen the entirety of Nira X in this comic.\u0026nbsp; I remember being so pissed off I spent $2.75 for this back then!\u0026nbsp; This also features Entity Comics' character  The Skunk (another Bill Maus creation) whose books I've never read or  owned...\u0026nbsp; It had six issues and an annual in 1996, and that's about all I  know.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eHere are the other covers; just for posterity's sake...\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSpecial Edition Cover: \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; \u003c/b\u003e\u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp;\u003cb\u003e Return of the One-Eye Cover:\u003c/b\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cdiv class\u003d\"separator\" style\u003d\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cdiv class\u003d\"separator\" style\u003d\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-BBTX-UyLykw/Vod9d-QcJxI/AAAAAAAACMA/LfzgWbsmJYs/s1600/poop2.jpg\" imageanchor\u003d\"1\" style\u003d\"clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;\"\u003e\u003cimg border\u003d\"0\" height\u003d\"320\" src\u003d\"http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-BBTX-UyLykw/Vod9d-QcJxI/AAAAAAAACMA/LfzgWbsmJYs/s320/poop2.jpg\" width\u003d\"205\" /\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-gnPSKnSp19o/Vod9c4s1q8I/AAAAAAAACLw/xYHyQmURoAs/s1600/poop.jpg\" imageanchor\u003d\"1\" style\u003d\"clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003e\u003cimg border\u003d\"0\" height\u003d\"320\" src\u003d\"http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-gnPSKnSp19o/Vod9c4s1q8I/AAAAAAAACLw/xYHyQmURoAs/s320/poop.jpg\" width\u003d\"205\" /\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u0026nbsp;Then, \u003ci\u003efinally,\u003c/i\u003e it ends:\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cdiv class\u003d\"separator\" style\u003d\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-mc0S9hfZ_CQ/Vod9Pqh7fMI/AAAAAAAACKY/h-Fqsn315QM/s1600/FartWars%2B%252810%2529.jpg\" imageanchor\u003d\"1\" style\u003d\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003e\u003cimg border\u003d\"0\" src\u003d\"http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-mc0S9hfZ_CQ/Vod9Pqh7fMI/AAAAAAAACKY/h-Fqsn315QM/s1600/FartWars%2B%252810%2529.jpg\" /\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: large;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u0026nbsp; AH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!\u0026nbsp;\u003c/i\u003e\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp; -POOP!!!\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: large;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u003c/b\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: x-large;\"\u003ePOOP AND POOPING AND FARTS AND BUTTS AND TOILET PAPER \u003ci\u003eAND POOP!\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u003c/i\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: x-large;\"\u003eAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp; AH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!\u0026nbsp;\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/b\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cdiv class\u003d\"separator\" style\u003d\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-SNR-Wzc7s2Q/Vod9buZk37I/AAAAAAAACLo/U4TKtNaNH_o/s1600/madness.gif\" imageanchor\u003d\"1\" style\u003d\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003e\u003cimg border\u003d\"0\" height\u003d\"195\" src\u003d\"http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-SNR-Wzc7s2Q/Vod9buZk37I/AAAAAAAACLo/U4TKtNaNH_o/s320/madness.gif\" width\u003d\"320\" /\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: large;\"\u003eI\u003c/span\u003e can not overstate how frustratingly bad this thing is...\u0026nbsp; Check it out for yourself if you don't believe me!\u0026nbsp; I \u003ci\u003efucking\u003c/i\u003e \u003cb\u003eDARE YOU!\u003c/b\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eI will give it this, though...\u0026nbsp; The last page here:\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cdiv class\u003d\"separator\" style\u003d\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-gRehICIdPao/Vod9RFV013I/AAAAAAAACKg/sx-CUgH6l2s/s1600/FartWars%2B%252811%2529.jpg\" target\u003d\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cimg alt\u003d\"http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-gRehICIdPao/Vod9RFV013I/AAAAAAAACKg/sx-CUgH6l2s/s1600/FartWars%2B%252811%2529.jpg\" border\u003d\"0\" height\u003d\"640\" src\u003d\"http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-gRehICIdPao/Vod9RFV013I/AAAAAAAACKg/sx-CUgH6l2s/s640/FartWars%2B%252811%2529.jpg\" width\u003d\"420\" /\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u0026nbsp;\u003c/div\u003e\u003cdiv class\u003d\"separator\" style\u003d\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cdiv class\u003d\"separator\" style\u003d\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003e...is just as relevant to Star Wars today as it was then.\u0026nbsp; Now\u003ci\u003e that \u003c/i\u003eIS actually pretty funny!\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u003c/div\u003e...but they didn't mean for it to be.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: large;\"\u003eT\u003c/span\u003ehere is also a back-up feature called \"Star Snores\" featuring the Adolescent Radioactive Blackbelt Hamsters... it sucks.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: large;\"\u003eW\u003c/span\u003ehy does this comic exist?\u0026nbsp; \u003cbr /\u003eDid \u003cb\u003eGeorge Lucas\u003c/b\u003e read it and think it was hilarious?\u0026nbsp;\u003cbr /\u003e-Was Jar-Jar Binks the walking embodiment of this comic book???\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003eI think my brain is broken.\u003c/div\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003c/div\u003e"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"https://littlethingsincomics.blogspot.com/feeds/2167784038110810037/comments/default","title":"Post Comments"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https://littlethingsincomics.blogspot.com/2016/01/fartfartpoopfartpoop.html#comment-form","title":"7 Comments"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"https://www.blogger.com/feeds/8954474436358879146/posts/default/2167784038110810037"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"https://www.blogger.com/feeds/8954474436358879146/posts/default/2167784038110810037"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"https://littlethingsincomics.blogspot.com/2016/01/fartfartpoopfartpoop.html","title":"A Star Wars \"Parody\""}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"The King of Thessaly"},"uri":{"$t":"https://www.blogger.com/profile/15406771819941242204"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$image":{"rel":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail","width":"30","height":"32","src":"//2.bp.blogspot.com/-jES7ykp_IUc/UwZ3YdYY2_I/AAAAAAAAAoU/WrErAKTeX6I/s32/*"}}],"media$thumbnail":{"xmlns$media":"http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/","url":"http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-5jd7I0A_SdE/Vod9PDQaXkI/AAAAAAAACKU/aDTVI0mlhoQ/s72-c/FartWars%2B%25281%2529.jpg","height":"72","width":"72"},"thr$total":{"$t":"7"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8954474436358879146.post-3009046831621904002"},"published":{"$t":"2015-05-04T13:00:00.000-04:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2015-05-04T16:14:08.458-04:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Havok"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"She-Hulk"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Chris Claremont"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Fantastic Four"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"The Thing"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Reed Richards"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"#1"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Marvel"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Wolverine"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Comic"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Jon Bogdanove"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Magneto"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"X-Men"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Fantastic Four Versus The X-Men"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Rouge"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Smoking"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"The Human Torch"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"My 3 Favorite Scenes From Fantastic Four Versus The X-Men #1:"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\u003cdiv class\u003d\"separator\" style\u003d\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003ctable cellpadding\u003d\"0\" cellspacing\u003d\"0\" class\u003d\"tr-caption-container\" style\u003d\"float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-yVVwp0BoPQg/VUAXygzXHII/AAAAAAAACEE/c7SX3lKXwBI/s1600/FFvXMEN.jpg\" imageanchor\u003d\"1\" style\u003d\"clear: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003cimg border\u003d\"0\" height\u003d\"200\" src\u003d\"http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-yVVwp0BoPQg/VUAXygzXHII/AAAAAAAACEE/c7SX3lKXwBI/s1600/FFvXMEN.jpg\" width\u003d\"110\" /\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/td\u003e\u003c/tr\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd class\u003d\"tr-caption\" style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003e(embiggen)\u003c/td\u003e\u003c/tr\u003e\u003c/tbody\u003e\u003c/table\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: x-large;\"\u003e\u0026nbsp;~I \u003c/span\u003ehave no memory of ever \u003ci\u003eactually \u003c/i\u003ereading this one before... So, I guess\u0026nbsp;\u003c/div\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: left;\"\u003eI'ma little late to the game.\u0026nbsp; Picked up a very crisp copy for 33.\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: x-small;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e333333\u003c/i\u003e \u003c/span\u003ecents from\u003cbr /\u003ethe local flea-market.\u003cbr /\u003eThe entire issue is fucking awesome- I mean; \u003ci\u003eChris Claremont\u003c/i\u003e, so obviously it is.\u0026nbsp; -But here are three of my favorite parts:\u003c/div\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003ccenter\u003e(\u003cb\u003e Honorable Mention\u003c/b\u003e to: \u003ci\u003e'Longshot and Dazzler on a boat.'\u003c/i\u003e )\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u003c/center\u003e\u003ccenter\u003e\u0026nbsp;\u003c/center\u003e\u003ccenter\u003e\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: x-large;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e \u003cbr /\u003e\u003ca name\u003d'more'\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/b\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/center\u003e\u003ccenter\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: small;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u0026nbsp;\u003c/b\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/center\u003e\u003ccenter\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: small;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u0026nbsp;\u003c/b\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/center\u003e\u003ccenter\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: x-large;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eIII: \u003c/b\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/center\u003e\u003ccenter\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: large;\"\u003eRouge being a total see-you-next-Thursday to Havok-\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/center\u003e\u003ccenter\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: large;\"\u003e\u0026nbsp;\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/center\u003e\u003ctable align\u003d\"center\" cellpadding\u003d\"0\" cellspacing\u003d\"0\" class\u003d\"tr-caption-container\" style\u003d\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-7WZaaN6_urU/VUAXysWJHZI/AAAAAAAACEU/teGlO3PWLBU/s1600/FFvXMEN%2B(9).jpg\" imageanchor\u003d\"1\" style\u003d\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003cimg border\u003d\"0\" height\u003d\"640\" src\u003d\"http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-7WZaaN6_urU/VUAXysWJHZI/AAAAAAAACEU/teGlO3PWLBU/s1600/FFvXMEN%2B(9).jpg\" width\u003d\"562\" /\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/td\u003e\u003c/tr\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd class\u003d\"tr-caption\" style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e-Pencils by Jon Bogdanove.\u003c/i\u003e\u003c/td\u003e\u003c/tr\u003e\u003c/tbody\u003e\u003c/table\u003e\u003ccenter\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: small;\"\u003e\u0026nbsp;\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/center\u003e\u003ccenter\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: small;\"\u003e-I have no idea what he did, or what happened previously... but that honestly makes it even better.\u0026nbsp;\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/center\u003e\u003ccenter\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: small;\"\u003eLike an RKO: \u003ci\u003eOUTTA NOWHERE!\u003c/i\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/center\u003e\u003ccenter\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: small;\"\u003e\u0026nbsp;\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/center\u003e\u003ccenter\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: small;\"\u003e\u0026nbsp;\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/center\u003e\u003ccenter\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: small;\"\u003e\u0026nbsp;\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/center\u003e\u003ccenter\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: large;\"\u003e\u0026nbsp;\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: x-large;\"\u003eII:\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/b\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/center\u003e\u003ccenter\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: large;\"\u003eSucks to be Reed-\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: small;\"\u003e\u0026nbsp;\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/center\u003e\u003ccenter\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: large;\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: small;\"\u003eHere; you'll need to play this song while you read the next few panels-\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/center\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ciframe allowfullscreen\u003d\"\" frameborder\u003d\"0\" height\u003d\"215\" src\u003d\"https://www.youtube.com/embed/UMT2jq-suyU\" width\u003d\"320\"\u003e\u003c/iframe\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ccenter\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: large;\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: small;\"\u003e\u0026nbsp;\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/center\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003ccenter\u003e\u003c/center\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cdiv class\u003d\"separator\" style\u003d\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-G-iy2LPMrfQ/VUAXwzBEDPI/AAAAAAAACEA/KAC1pSkCpYI/s1600/FFvXMEN%2B(5).jpg\" imageanchor\u003d\"1\" style\u003d\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003e\u003cimg border\u003d\"0\" height\u003d\"364\" src\u003d\"http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-G-iy2LPMrfQ/VUAXwzBEDPI/AAAAAAAACEA/KAC1pSkCpYI/s1600/FFvXMEN%2B(5).jpg\" width\u003d\"640\" /\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003ccenter\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: large;\"\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/center\u003e\u003cdiv class\u003d\"separator\" style\u003d\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-dEmbMafKmS8/VUAXyNCdacI/AAAAAAAACEI/xHYleUSxEyM/s1600/FFvXMEN%2B(8).jpg\" imageanchor\u003d\"1\" style\u003d\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003e\u003cimg border\u003d\"0\" height\u003d\"640\" src\u003d\"http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-dEmbMafKmS8/VUAXyNCdacI/AAAAAAAACEI/xHYleUSxEyM/s1600/FFvXMEN%2B(8).jpg\" width\u003d\"626\" /\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003ccenter\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: large;\"\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/center\u003e\u003ccenter\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: large;\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: small;\"\u003e-I love when people try and say: \"The Fantastic Four are \u003ci\u003esooo\u003c/i\u003e lighthearted, and not serious!\"\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/center\u003e\u003ccenter\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: large;\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: small;\"\u003eThat \u003ci\u003eentire\u003c/i\u003e family is\u003ci\u003e completely \u003c/i\u003efucked.\u0026nbsp; -Physically and mentally.\u0026nbsp; FUCKED.\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/center\u003e\u003ccenter\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: large;\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: small;\"\u003e\u0026nbsp;\u003cb\u003eDamn\u003c/b\u003e, Reed... you've got me \u003ci\u003etotally \u003c/i\u003ebummed-out over here...\u0026nbsp; I'm just gonna go eat a whole thing of cookies... in the shower... while gently sobbing.\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/center\u003e\u003ccenter\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: large;\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: small;\"\u003e\u0026nbsp;\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/center\u003e\u003ccenter\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: large;\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: small;\"\u003e\u0026nbsp;\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/center\u003e\u003ccenter\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: large;\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: small;\"\u003e\u0026nbsp;\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/center\u003e\u003ccenter\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: x-large;\"\u003e\u0026nbsp;I:\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/b\u003e\u003c/center\u003e\u003ccenter\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: large;\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: small;\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: large;\"\u003eShe-Hulk's Thing-\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/center\u003e\u003ccenter\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: small;\"\u003e\u0026nbsp;\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/center\u003e\u003cdiv class\u003d\"separator\" style\u003d\"clear: both; 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text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e-These few pages with \u003cspan class\u003d\"st\"\u003e\u003ci\u003eJennifer Walters\u003c/i\u003e\u003c/span\u003e and \u003ci\u003e\u003cspan class\u003d\"st\"\u003eBen Grimm\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/i\u003e are just so well-written, so nicely illustrated,\u003cbr /\u003e\u003ci\u003eso \u003c/i\u003enatural, and fun to read...\u0026nbsp; It's one of my favorite things I've read in awhile...\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003ePlus; Shulkie's top came off... so I'm sure Speedball is nearby, with a pair of binoculars or a telephoto-lens...\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eDouble-plus; The Thing with a stogie- I loved it that certain comic characters would always smoke back in the day...\u003cbr /\u003e\u003ccenter\u003e\u0026nbsp; ...and so I'll leave you all with this:\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u003c/center\u003e\u003ccenter\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cdiv class\u003d\"separator\" style\u003d\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Cz5dsBbUH2g/VUAXxdWxhMI/AAAAAAAACD4/8bHQIlGB5eM/s1600/FFvXMEN%2B(7).jpg\" imageanchor\u003d\"1\" style\u003d\"margin-left: 1em; 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margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-u9T7kEJbkbA/VRJSo15c_5I/AAAAAAAAB-Q/U2h106QtTXo/s1600/Flash79.jpg\" imageanchor\u003d\"1\" style\u003d\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003cimg border\u003d\"0\" src\u003d\"http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-u9T7kEJbkbA/VRJSo15c_5I/AAAAAAAAB-Q/U2h106QtTXo/s1600/Flash79.jpg\" height\u003d\"640\" width\u003d\"444\" /\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/td\u003e\u003c/tr\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd class\u003d\"tr-caption\" style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e(Right-click/View Image to embiggen)\u003c/i\u003e\u003c/td\u003e\u003c/tr\u003e\u003c/tbody\u003e\u003c/table\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: large;\"\u003e~I\u003c/span\u003ef the season-finale of \u003cb\u003eThe Flash\u003c/b\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: xx-small;\"\u003e \u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: x-small;\"\u003e(on May\u0026nbsp;19,\u0026nbsp;2015) \u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003egoes \u003ci\u003eANYTHING\u003c/i\u003e like this;\u003cbr /\u003eI'll probably need to change my pants...\u003c/div\u003e\u003ca name\u003d'more'\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cdiv class\u003d\"separator\" style\u003d\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-QfDWXPjbwaE/VRJSeBnDHzI/AAAAAAAAB94/q8NRn119u3U/s1600/Flash79%2B(1).jpg\" imageanchor\u003d\"1\" style\u003d\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003e\u003cimg border\u003d\"0\" src\u003d\"http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-QfDWXPjbwaE/VRJSeBnDHzI/AAAAAAAAB94/q8NRn119u3U/s1600/Flash79%2B(1).jpg\" height\u003d\"640\" width\u003d\"423\" /\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cdiv class\u003d\"separator\" style\u003d\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-aehbwrpwoaw/VRJSmAAvtoI/AAAAAAAAB-I/Pf8L2JMicC0/s1600/Flash79%2B(2).jpg\" imageanchor\u003d\"1\" style\u003d\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003e\u003cimg border\u003d\"0\" src\u003d\"http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-aehbwrpwoaw/VRJSmAAvtoI/AAAAAAAAB-I/Pf8L2JMicC0/s1600/Flash79%2B(2).jpg\" height\u003d\"640\" width\u003d\"428\" /\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003e...because I will have filled them with jizz.\u003c/div\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003ctable align\u003d\"center\" cellpadding\u003d\"0\" cellspacing\u003d\"0\" class\u003d\"tr-caption-container\" style\u003d\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Vweo0ExIpRo/VRJSfZ2HJKI/AAAAAAAAB-A/JgCHO3TeZKY/s1600/Flash79%2B(3).jpg\" imageanchor\u003d\"1\" style\u003d\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003cimg border\u003d\"0\" src\u003d\"http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Vweo0ExIpRo/VRJSfZ2HJKI/AAAAAAAAB-A/JgCHO3TeZKY/s1600/Flash79%2B(3).jpg\" height\u003d\"272\" width\u003d\"640\" /\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/td\u003e\u003c/tr\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd class\u003d\"tr-caption\" style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Flash #79\u003c/b\u003e by \u003ci\u003eMark Waid, \u003c/i\u003eand \u003ci\u003eGreg Larocque\u003c/i\u003e.\u003c/td\u003e\u003c/tr\u003e\u003c/tbody\u003e\u003c/table\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"https://littlethingsincomics.blogspot.com/feeds/8345217610186664536/comments/default","title":"Post Comments"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https://littlethingsincomics.blogspot.com/2015/04/FlashAh-AHHH.html#comment-form","title":"6 Comments"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"https://www.blogger.com/feeds/8954474436358879146/posts/default/8345217610186664536"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"https://www.blogger.com/feeds/8954474436358879146/posts/default/8345217610186664536"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"https://littlethingsincomics.blogspot.com/2015/04/FlashAh-AHHH.html","title":"Catharsis Theater:"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"The King of Thessaly"},"uri":{"$t":"https://www.blogger.com/profile/15406771819941242204"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$image":{"rel":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail","width":"30","height":"32","src":"//2.bp.blogspot.com/-jES7ykp_IUc/UwZ3YdYY2_I/AAAAAAAAAoU/WrErAKTeX6I/s32/*"}}],"media$thumbnail":{"xmlns$media":"http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/","url":"http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-u9T7kEJbkbA/VRJSo15c_5I/AAAAAAAAB-Q/U2h106QtTXo/s72-c/Flash79.jpg","height":"72","width":"72"},"thr$total":{"$t":"6"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8954474436358879146.post-4679157569117090349"},"published":{"$t":"2015-01-26T03:00:00.000-05:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2015-01-26T03:00:04.936-05:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Alpha Flight"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Bob Gordon"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Namor"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Bone-claws"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Real Heroes"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Promotional"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Commercial"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"90's"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Marvel"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Wolverine"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Comic"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Pizza Hut"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Hulk"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Chris Cooper"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Incredible Hulk"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Storm"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Pizza Hut's The Real Heroes #2"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\u003cdiv class\u003d\"separator\" style\u003d\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: small;\"\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-kSNAOrwma7o/VL30eTRJupI/AAAAAAAABxA/xFHdF0-BGaw/s1600/Realheroes%2B(5).jpg\" imageanchor\u003d\"1\" style\u003d\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003e\u003cimg border\u003d\"0\" src\u003d\"http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-kSNAOrwma7o/VL30eTRJupI/AAAAAAAABxA/xFHdF0-BGaw/s1600/Realheroes%2B(5).jpg\" height\u003d\"327\" width\u003d\"400\" /\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: x-large;\"\u003e-T\u003c/span\u003ehere were four issues, in total, of Marvel's \u003cb\u003eReal Heroes\u003c/b\u003e.\u0026nbsp; I only own #2, that I found at The Dirt Mall, and #3 (that I actually got AT \u003cb\u003ePizza Hut\u003c/b\u003e back in 1994). \u003c/div\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e#1 has The Thing, Black Panther, Jubilee, and Professor X in it.\u003cbr /\u003e#2 here is \u003cb\u003eWolverine\u003c/b\u003e, \u003cb\u003eHulk\u003c/b\u003e, \u003cb\u003eStorm\u003c/b\u003e, and \u003cb\u003eNamor\u003c/b\u003e. \u003cbr /\u003e#3 features Captain America, DareDevil, Falcon, and Wasp.\u003cbr /\u003eAnd #4 stars Spider-Man, Firestar, Ironman, and The Human Torch.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003e-Here's a commercial for them... that's blatantly ripping off Mr. Bill:\u003c/div\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ciframe allowfullscreen\u003d\"\" frameborder\u003d\"0\" height\u003d\"225\" src\u003d\"//www.youtube.com/embed/qhoUif5ZnAY?rel\u003d0\u0026amp;controls\u003d0\" width\u003d\"300\"\u003e\u003c/iframe\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003c/div\u003eI wonder whatever happened to my plastic cup that came with it? -I'd forgotten all about it until I saw this...\u003cbr /\u003e\u003ca name\u003d'more'\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: large;\"\u003eF\u003c/span\u003eirst page in and you can \u003ci\u003eclearly\u003c/i\u003e see it's an environmental PSA comic... \u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: x-small;\"\u003esuch was the style at the time.\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003ctable align\u003d\"center\" cellpadding\u003d\"0\" cellspacing\u003d\"0\" class\u003d\"tr-caption-container\" style\u003d\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-tb16HNlAlGg/VL30hw5Z-iI/AAAAAAAABxM/k0qhpHrFZQU/s1600/Realheroes%2B(6).jpg\" imageanchor\u003d\"1\" style\u003d\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003cimg border\u003d\"0\" src\u003d\"http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-tb16HNlAlGg/VL30hw5Z-iI/AAAAAAAABxM/k0qhpHrFZQU/s1600/Realheroes%2B(6).jpg\" height\u003d\"640\" width\u003d\"519\" /\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/td\u003e\u003c/tr\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd class\u003d\"tr-caption\" style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003eHEY, KIDS!\u0026nbsp; COMICS!!!\u003c/td\u003e\u003c/tr\u003e\u003c/tbody\u003e\u003c/table\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003eEnjoy your fucking pizza, children!\u0026nbsp; I know \u003ci\u003emy \u003c/i\u003eappetite hasn't been ruined by that image!\u003c/div\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003ctable align\u003d\"center\" cellpadding\u003d\"0\" cellspacing\u003d\"0\" class\u003d\"tr-caption-container\" style\u003d\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-f_R6RQDLDHA/VL30ZsJeaLI/AAAAAAAABws/v91VMDi1TEU/s1600/Realheroes%2B(1).jpg\" imageanchor\u003d\"1\" style\u003d\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003cimg border\u003d\"0\" src\u003d\"http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-f_R6RQDLDHA/VL30ZsJeaLI/AAAAAAAABws/v91VMDi1TEU/s1600/Realheroes%2B(1).jpg\" height\u003d\"640\" width\u003d\"628\" /\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/td\u003e\u003c/tr\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd class\u003d\"tr-caption\" style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003eWhere's Captain Planet and The Toxic Crusaders?\u0026nbsp; -\u003cspan class\u003d\"st\"\u003eFernGully\u003c/span\u003e is being destroyed!!!\u003c/td\u003e\u003c/tr\u003e\u003c/tbody\u003e\u003c/table\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThe environmental message is soon forgotten, though- as Namor tries his hardest to fuck Storm as soon as he meets her:\u003c/div\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003ctable align\u003d\"center\" cellpadding\u003d\"0\" cellspacing\u003d\"0\" class\u003d\"tr-caption-container\" style\u003d\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-_d1B_ZVTMMc/VL30b9Y7g8I/AAAAAAAABw0/MpTsOALTRY8/s1600/Realheroes%2B(2).jpg\" imageanchor\u003d\"1\" style\u003d\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003cimg border\u003d\"0\" src\u003d\"http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-_d1B_ZVTMMc/VL30b9Y7g8I/AAAAAAAABw0/MpTsOALTRY8/s1600/Realheroes%2B(2).jpg\" height\u003d\"640\" width\u003d\"427\" /\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/td\u003e\u003c/tr\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd class\u003d\"tr-caption\" style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003e-Embiggen to watch everyone's favorite homewrecker pitch some woo...\u003c/td\u003e\u003c/tr\u003e\u003c/tbody\u003e\u003c/table\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u0026nbsp;\"Oh!\u0026nbsp; Uh, thanks... but... you reek of fish.\"\u003c/i\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cdiv class\u003d\"separator\" style\u003d\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-xAZT6qUveVQ/VL30d0SZWDI/AAAAAAAABw8/4LdbV3Lh-F4/s1600/Realheroes%2B(4).jpg\" imageanchor\u003d\"1\" style\u003d\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003e\u003cimg border\u003d\"0\" src\u003d\"http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-xAZT6qUveVQ/VL30d0SZWDI/AAAAAAAABw8/4LdbV3Lh-F4/s1600/Realheroes%2B(4).jpg\" height\u003d\"640\" width\u003d\"452\" /\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003eUm\u003c/i\u003e\u003ci\u003emmmmmm\u003c/i\u003e\u003ci\u003emmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, \u003c/i\u003eokay.\u003c/div\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: large;\"\u003eI \u003c/span\u003edidn't know Wolverine was also known as...\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cdiv class\u003d\"separator\" style\u003d\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-H0iFQ1fwWJg/VL30jfoZdMI/AAAAAAAABxQ/imLDRXKZeNY/s1600/Realheroes.jpg\" imageanchor\u003d\"1\" style\u003d\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003e\u003cimg border\u003d\"0\" src\u003d\"http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-H0iFQ1fwWJg/VL30jfoZdMI/AAAAAAAABxQ/imLDRXKZeNY/s1600/Realheroes.jpg\" height\u003d\"640\" width\u003d\"432\" /\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; -Shame that didn't stick.\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp; \u003c/div\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: large;\"\u003eT\u003c/span\u003ehe way \u003ci\u003eBob Gordon\u003c/i\u003e draws \u003cb\u003eWolverine\u003c/b\u003e's \"bone-claws\" varies from panel to panel...\u0026nbsp; No artist ever \u003ci\u003ereally \u003c/i\u003edrew them very well, though. I remember, at the time this was going on, seeing them drawn all thin still, like the blades... or seeing them round- like a tube. And then they were all curly like an Arby's fry for awhile; after \u003cb\u003eCyber\u003c/b\u003e broke them, remember that?\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cdiv class\u003d\"separator\" style\u003d\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-VIYY8ogtgkg/VL3-kTGCPCI/AAAAAAAABxk/2H1K5XkR3wk/s1600/Realheroes%2B(7).jpg\" imageanchor\u003d\"1\" style\u003d\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003e\u003cimg border\u003d\"0\" src\u003d\"http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-VIYY8ogtgkg/VL3-kTGCPCI/AAAAAAAABxk/2H1K5XkR3wk/s1600/Realheroes%2B(7).jpg\" height\u003d\"291\" width\u003d\"640\" /\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003eI do like the way they look in that last panel- very organic. Skeletal, even...\u0026nbsp; they should have always looked like that.\u003c/div\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cdiv class\u003d\"separator\" style\u003d\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-wGv1NzwlYK0/VL30W0DW7bI/AAAAAAAABwk/6JvBQxtvSAY/s1600/Realheroes%2B(3).jpg\" imageanchor\u003d\"1\" style\u003d\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003e\u003cimg border\u003d\"0\" src\u003d\"http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-wGv1NzwlYK0/VL30W0DW7bI/AAAAAAAABwk/6JvBQxtvSAY/s1600/Realheroes%2B(3).jpg\" height\u003d\"398\" width\u003d\"640\" /\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"color: #666666;\"\u003e*GROAN*\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/b\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cdiv class\u003d\"separator\" style\u003d\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-eAQU44LlAvg/VL3-nxohsLI/AAAAAAAABxs/oFDtme1ypLw/s1600/double-facepalm.gif\" imageanchor\u003d\"1\" style\u003d\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003e\u003cimg border\u003d\"0\" src\u003d\"http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-eAQU44LlAvg/VL3-nxohsLI/AAAAAAAABxs/oFDtme1ypLw/s1600/double-facepalm.gif\" height\u003d\"179\" width\u003d\"320\" /\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: large;\"\u003eT\u003c/span\u003ehe second half of the book is really pretty good, though- the ending was awesome AND ties into old 80's \u003cb\u003eAlpha  Flight\u003c/b\u003e issues (by both \u003ci\u003eJohn Byrne\u003c/i\u003e, and \u003ci\u003eBill Mantlo\u003c/i\u003e) for some reason...\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u003c/div\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThey are  all 16 page one-and-done books, there is no through-story-line or  anything.\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u003c/div\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003eCheck 'em out!\u003c/i\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003ci\u003eAs always- almost ANY comic you see on  this blog can be purchased for dirt-cheap at \u003ca href\u003d\"http://www.mycomicshop.com/\"\u003eMycomicshop.com\u003c/a\u003e!!! I use  them all the time- they're great for filling in gaps for cheap-as-free!\u003c/i\u003e"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"https://littlethingsincomics.blogspot.com/feeds/4679157569117090349/comments/default","title":"Post Comments"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https://littlethingsincomics.blogspot.com/2015/01/mmmmmmpizza.html#comment-form","title":"3 Comments"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"https://www.blogger.com/feeds/8954474436358879146/posts/default/4679157569117090349"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"https://www.blogger.com/feeds/8954474436358879146/posts/default/4679157569117090349"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"https://littlethingsincomics.blogspot.com/2015/01/mmmmmmpizza.html","title":"Pizza Hut's The Real Heroes #2"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"The King of Thessaly"},"uri":{"$t":"https://www.blogger.com/profile/15406771819941242204"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$image":{"rel":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail","width":"30","height":"32","src":"//2.bp.blogspot.com/-jES7ykp_IUc/UwZ3YdYY2_I/AAAAAAAAAoU/WrErAKTeX6I/s32/*"}}],"media$thumbnail":{"xmlns$media":"http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/","url":"http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-kSNAOrwma7o/VL30eTRJupI/AAAAAAAABxA/xFHdF0-BGaw/s72-c/Realheroes%2B(5).jpg","height":"72","width":"72"},"thr$total":{"$t":"3"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8954474436358879146.post-1185786518342425822"},"published":{"$t":"2014-12-08T10:00:00.000-05:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2014-12-08T18:37:57.847-05:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Ian Edginton"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Prime"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Back-Issues"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Steve Lightle"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Marvel Universe"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Crossover"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Malibu Comics"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Foxfire"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Comic"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"UltraForce"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Dan Abnett"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Black Knight"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Kevin J. West"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Ultraverse"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Hardcase"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Prototype"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Malibu"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"~Foxfire~"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: x-large;\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: small;\"\u003e\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp; \u003c/span\u003eN\u003c/span\u003eo, not \u003ci\u003eMarvel's\u003cb\u003e \u003c/b\u003e\u003c/i\u003eFoxfire from \u003cb\u003eThe Squadron Supreme\u003c/b\u003e series... \u003ci\u003eThis\u003c/i\u003e is Foxfire from \u003cb\u003eMalibu Comics\u003c/b\u003e': \u003ci\u003e\u003cb\u003eUltraverse\u003c/b\u003e\u003c/i\u003e.  Although, funny enough- this title \u003ci\u003ewas\u003c/i\u003e launched out of the \u003cb\u003ePhoenix: Resurrection\u003c/b\u003e thing that happened \u003ci\u003eafter \u003c/i\u003eMarvel had purchased Malibu...  \u003cbr /\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp; Foxfire\u003c/b\u003e was bred as a super-weapon fifty years in the future and then hidden, from an evil alien race, in the present day  in order to be able to mature- so she could, in time, defeat them... Her \"parents\" were secretly robot guardians assigned to protect her but eventually her \"father\" is killed, and her \"mother\" malfunctions and is now trying to destroy her.\u003cbr /\u003e\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp; Written by \u003cb\u003eIan Edginton\u003c/b\u003e and \u003cb\u003eDan Abnett\u003c/b\u003e, and penciled by \u003cb\u003eKevin J. West\u003c/b\u003e- it only lasted four issues before the entire Malibu Universe was folded away, buried, and forgotten in Earth-93060.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: large;\"\u003eI\u003c/span\u003essue #1 had a \u003ci\u003ereally\u003c/i\u003e nice cover by \u003cb\u003eSteve Lightle\u003c/b\u003e. I know this particular gimmick is something that has been done before- but I still love it...\u003c/div\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cdiv class\u003d\"separator\" style\u003d\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://3.bp.blogspot.com/--FWnc9l2aXs/VIPJ9zdUwQI/AAAAAAAABms/dwJipBzVvM0/s1600/Foxfire.jpg\" imageanchor\u003d\"1\" style\u003d\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003e\u003cimg border\u003d\"0\" src\u003d\"http://3.bp.blogspot.com/--FWnc9l2aXs/VIPJ9zdUwQI/AAAAAAAABms/dwJipBzVvM0/s1600/Foxfire.jpg\" height\u003d\"484\" width\u003d\"640\" /\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003e...seeing the front, and back view of the same image- on each side of the book. He even adjusted the lighting accordingly!\u0026nbsp; \u003ci\u003eNoice.\u003c/i\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003eBarry Windsor-Smith did an amazing cover in this style to \u003cb\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://littlethingsincomics.blogspot.com/2014/01/littlethingsincomics5.html\"\u003eSwords of Cerebus Vol 5.\u003c/a\u003e\u0026nbsp;\u003c/b\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003ca name\u003d'more'\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: large;\"\u003eA\u003c/span\u003enyways- there was this awkward scene in issue #2 after she runs into \u003cb\u003eUltraForce\u003c/b\u003e \u003ci\u003e(\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"color: yellow;\"\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v\u003dJYV8fgKW-8Q\"\u003eremember them?\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/b\u003e)\u003c/i\u003e as they're working on the same case- because you know the deal in comics when superheros meet for the first time; they're instantly distrusting of one-another.\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003eBut what made it awkward is what \u003cb\u003ePrototype\u003c/b\u003e \u003ci\u003e(the Ultraverse version of Iron Man)\u003c/i\u003e does:\u003c/div\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cdiv class\u003d\"separator\" style\u003d\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-7mWiw28c1O0/VIPJ5BYPVzI/AAAAAAAABmU/4EwNsobgrWo/s1600/Foxfire%2B(2).jpg\" imageanchor\u003d\"1\" style\u003d\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003e\u003cimg border\u003d\"0\" src\u003d\"http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-7mWiw28c1O0/VIPJ5BYPVzI/AAAAAAAABmU/4EwNsobgrWo/s1600/Foxfire%2B(2).jpg\" /\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003e-Okay... \u003ci\u003eummm.....\u003cb\u003e.\u003c/b\u003e\u003c/i\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e...because, you see...... she's \u003ci\u003eonly \u003c/i\u003earound sixteen years old!  \u003c/div\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cdiv class\u003d\"separator\" style\u003d\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-1zJULHY9pFg/VIPJ4if834I/AAAAAAAABmM/yMjkE2RSqso/s1600/Foxfire%2B(3).jpg\" imageanchor\u003d\"1\" style\u003d\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003e\u003cimg border\u003d\"0\" src\u003d\"http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-1zJULHY9pFg/VIPJ4if834I/AAAAAAAABmM/yMjkE2RSqso/s1600/Foxfire%2B(3).jpg\" /\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003eI know, I know- she's not exactly \u003ci\u003edrawn\u003c/i\u003e that way, but still- they know this about her...  And he's a grown-ass-man using his suit to peep a panty-shot on a minor.  \u003c/div\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003eAnd\u003c/i\u003e if his armor can do \u003ci\u003ethat- \u003c/i\u003eyou know it can see \u003ci\u003ethrough \u003c/i\u003ethose as well- and you just \u003ci\u003eknow\u003c/i\u003e he did!\u0026nbsp;\u003c/div\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003e-Yikes.\u003c/div\u003e\u003cbr /\u003eOh, yeah- and that is Marvel's \u003cb\u003eBlack Knight\u003c/b\u003e. He's leading the team now- in place of \u003cb\u003eHardcase\u003c/b\u003e. See, after all the Marvel crossovers they did- some characters were trapped in the Ultraverse.  Juggernaut is around here someplace too...\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: large;\"\u003eI\u003c/span\u003essue #3 had a couple little things that made me laugh:\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cdiv class\u003d\"separator\" style\u003d\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-bGBj5crrXdI/VIPJ5OiUJ6I/AAAAAAAABmY/DjPajFTdYPM/s1600/Foxfire%2B(1).jpg\" imageanchor\u003d\"1\" style\u003d\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003e\u003cimg border\u003d\"0\" src\u003d\"http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-bGBj5crrXdI/VIPJ5OiUJ6I/AAAAAAAABmY/DjPajFTdYPM/s1600/Foxfire%2B(1).jpg\" /\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e\"Star-Lord, man… Legendary outlaw?  -Aw, forget it.”\u003c/i\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: large;\"\u003eT\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: small;\"\u003ehat's Foxfire in her powered-down form up there, by the way.\u0026nbsp; \u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThere's also a character named Jack Dancer- who I \u003ci\u003einsist \u003c/i\u003eon calling Tiny.  Here she is holding him closer:\u003c/div\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003ctable align\u003d\"center\" cellpadding\u003d\"0\" cellspacing\u003d\"0\" class\u003d\"tr-caption-container\" style\u003d\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-GMSFsg0NsUw/VIPJ6fSZ9RI/AAAAAAAABmk/50jCJONW3T4/s1600/Foxfire%2B(4).jpg\" imageanchor\u003d\"1\" style\u003d\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003cimg border\u003d\"0\" src\u003d\"http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-GMSFsg0NsUw/VIPJ6fSZ9RI/AAAAAAAABmk/50jCJONW3T4/s1600/Foxfire%2B(4).jpg\" /\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/td\u003e\u003c/tr\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd class\u003d\"tr-caption\" style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e\"Can you walk Mr. Dancer?\"\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp; \"No... but I can... DANNNCCCE!!!\"\u0026nbsp; *jazz-taps away*\u003c/i\u003e\u003c/td\u003e\u003c/tr\u003e\u003c/tbody\u003e\u003c/table\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003e-Followed by a shot of her left butt-cheek for some reason. \u003ci\u003e\u0026nbsp;\u003c/i\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e*cough*jail-bait*cough*\u003c/i\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: large;\"\u003eT\u003c/span\u003ehe issue ends with them teleporting into the Marvel 616 and immediately running into \u003cb\u003eThe Punisher\u003c/b\u003e!  \u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e-You \u003ci\u003egotta \u003c/i\u003elove comics."},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"https://littlethingsincomics.blogspot.com/feeds/1185786518342425822/comments/default","title":"Post Comments"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https://littlethingsincomics.blogspot.com/2014/12/prototypeisaperv.html#comment-form","title":"4 Comments"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"https://www.blogger.com/feeds/8954474436358879146/posts/default/1185786518342425822"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"https://www.blogger.com/feeds/8954474436358879146/posts/default/1185786518342425822"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"https://littlethingsincomics.blogspot.com/2014/12/prototypeisaperv.html","title":"~Foxfire~"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"The King of Thessaly"},"uri":{"$t":"https://www.blogger.com/profile/15406771819941242204"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$image":{"rel":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail","width":"30","height":"32","src":"//2.bp.blogspot.com/-jES7ykp_IUc/UwZ3YdYY2_I/AAAAAAAAAoU/WrErAKTeX6I/s32/*"}}],"media$thumbnail":{"xmlns$media":"http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/","url":"http://3.bp.blogspot.com/--FWnc9l2aXs/VIPJ9zdUwQI/AAAAAAAABms/dwJipBzVvM0/s72-c/Foxfire.jpg","height":"72","width":"72"},"thr$total":{"$t":"4"}}]}});