Delete comment from: Captain Capitalism
Don't worry Cap'n, my cylinder quotient is high as is my favorite car's horsepower to weight ratio. Tonight we're driving way the hell out west to an oyster specialty place and then back. You know they're not harvesting oysters from the Missouri or even the local sand pit lakes so the oysters were flown in with little fanfare but maximum carbon emission. We'll be driving the USS Lincoln Mark LT pick up in all its glory, noise and air displacement. Swear to dog, while the Lincoln proceeds down I80, it is followed by a relentless symphony of sonic booms as the air closes in behind it. Awesome.
Tomorrow morning to prove what a great country the U. S. indeed is and in honor of unEarth day, I will fire up the red rocket [another jingoistically symbolic domestic], set the Goodyears on fire from each standing start and perform a mini-burnout display in front of my yoga ashram downtown. That will provide some meaning to the lives of the many obamites peopling that neighborhood as the roar of a pushrod V8 and the acrid smell of burning rubber floats into their condos on the breeze.
Mar 27, 2009, 8:13:00 PM
Posted to Counter-Earth Hour