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Hi Kamui,

Well, I'll just give you a little general advice for the guys, and I'm assuming you're under 30, but this advice is simple and will serve you well as you get older;

1. Don't stand guys up.
2. If you want to kiss a guy, kiss him.
3. Return calls within 24 hours.
4. Cut it with the middle school girl games if you still play them and become a woman, not a girl.
5. Get a career and your own place and pay for your half of the dates.
6. Do not substitute 40 cats for one boyfriend.
7. If you have a cat, clean up after it.
8. Do not wait around for us to ask you to put on something sexy, it's not degrading, you're not a "thing" when you do this, you're just making a guy happy.
9. If you genuinely like the guy, when he picks you up for your 5th date, have a martini made for him.

You follow those simple 9 rules and you'll be in the top 1% of women (and that is not an exaggeration).

Best of luck, and screen for the good guys and study economics!

Cpt.

Feb 28, 2008, 6:53:00 AM


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