Delete comment from: The War on Guns
Sure, I'll suggest a couple of slogans for our Brady Bunch friends. How about these:
DISABILITY CHECKS FOR HOPLOPHOBES!
GUN CONTROL: IF TEN THOUSAND TIMES YOU DON'T SUCCEED, TRY, TRY AGAIN--THIS TIME FOR SURE!
NO, I DON'T SEE THE IRONY IN CALLING EVERYONE THAT DOESN'T BELIEVE LIKE I DO, PARANOID. WHY?
LOOK, GET THIS STRAIGHT: "IF IT SAVES JUST ONE LIFE" DOESN'T MEAN YOURS.
GUN CONTROL: BECAUSE A BLACK MAN WITH AN AR-15 SLUNG ON HIS BACK IS SCARIER THAN SENDING A MILITARY TEAM TO HIS HOUSE TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM HIM.
GUN CONTROL: BECAUSE EVERY OTHER LIFE FORM IN THE HISTORY OF LIFE HAS IT WRONG ABOUT SELF-DEFENSE.
GUN CONTROL FOR SOCIAL ORDER: TENS OF MILLIONS OF GOVERNMENT-PRODUCED CORPSES CAN'T BE WRONG.
GUN CONTROL: BECAUSE TORTURE, COLLATERAL DAMAGE AND OTHER WAR ATROCITIES WORK SO WELL OVERSEAS, WE SHOULD KEEP ALL OPTIONS ON THE TABLE FOR OUR DOMESTIC ENFORCEMENT TOO.
One could go on.
Apr 8, 2010, 8:09:08 PM
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