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Officer Friendly A. Confident is on patrol another night in the city. Its war out there...
Call comes in on a robbery at a local Taco Hell. Officer Confident spies the get away car and stops the bad guys using only the force of his personality.
"I am Officer Friendly Confident of the Municipal Poe-Leece Department. I hereby declare thee to be the guilty party! Do exactly as you are told and I may refrain from shooting you! Now, kindly submit and make no sound, so I can cuff you and take you to jail!"
"Oh! So that's how it is, is it?"
Sounds of gun fire are heard.
"Take THAT Mr. Bad Guy!"
Officer Friendly A. Confident smiles to himself for another job well done.
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Of course most Cops are super duper good guys. That is why the silence of condemnation is so deafening.
Jan 12, 2010, 8:47:34 PM
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