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And on that note...
After the hostilities of the War of Northern Aggression came to a close, some of the women's clubs of the various states felt it was time to begin binding up the nations wounds. So the women's clubs of Massachusetts and the women's clubs of South Carolina agreed to host a series of teas inviting the women of the other states to participate.
At one of the first gatherings, what actually happened was that the northern ladies grouped together on one side of the hall glaring across a large expanse of floor at the southern ladies who were glaring right back.
One "southern belle" decided to break the ice, went across the empty floor, and asked one of the northern ladies, "Where are y'all from?"
At which point he Northern lady responded, "I'm from a place where it's considered a mark of poor manners to end a sentence with a preposition!" The southern lady responded, "I do so beg your pardon. Please allow me to rephrase my question. Where are y'all from, BITCH?"
Feb 11, 2020, 3:48:47 PM
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