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"Sit-com writers, Ten-Hut!"

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Anonymous Another Anon said...

You should visit Englewood next time you are in the NYC area, Steve. You would find it an interesting place. There's a black ghetto section, where The Rev. Al Sharpton used to live (or still lives -- who keeps track). Then there's a section with huge, old-money estates. And there's another section where orthodox Jews knock down not-as-big, but still expensive houses and replace them with much bigger houses that take up most of the lot (bigger houses = more room for kids). There's four star steakhouse next door to a busy abortion mill. There's a main drag with high-end shops on one side and shabby Columbian restaurants on the other end. All sorts of diversity in a tiny (25k) city.

3/22/11, 8:37 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

...four star steakhouse next door to a busy abortion mill...

I wonder what's in the hamburger?

[Mystery Meat?!?]

3/22/11, 8:44 PM

Anonymous Chicago said...

The cops ought to seize Boteach's computer; it's probably full of many megabytes worth of porn. Anyone really believe someone huddling that closely with Michael Jackson was just discussing spiritual matters? Reminds me of when Jesse Jackson was supposedly acting as a "spiritual adviser" to the beleaguered Bill Clinton.

3/22/11, 8:50 PM

Blogger Whiskey said...

Muggeridge's law. Real life beats satire, every time.

3/22/11, 8:53 PM

Anonymous OneSTDV said...

I've seen Boteach quite often on TV for this and that (an attention monger if you ask me) and he's insufferable.

3/22/11, 9:16 PM

Anonymous SF said...

Too bad Vaughn Meader is no longer with us. He could get a lot of mileage from this. His dinner conversation between Nasser and Ben Gurion was one of the funniest parts of the First Family routine. Moammar and the rabbi could argue about who has better sex life.

3/22/11, 9:31 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gadaffi/Kadaffi (who can keep track of this guy's name?) has lots of hot female body guards and nurses. Whatever you think of the man, he's got good taste in women.

3/22/11, 10:36 PM

Anonymous ben tillman said...

It's been suggested that, technically, Qaddafi is Jewish. They say mormor was.

3/22/11, 10:42 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Will Judge Judy get involved?

3/23/11, 12:48 AM

Anonymous Sword said...

Ben Tillman wrote:

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They say mormor was.
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"Mormor" is maternal grandmother in Swedish. onsidering that Jews think that Jewishness is inherited on the maternal side, this is (if true) a good choice of words.

Just wondering why Ben Tillman would know that word in a small language.

3/23/11, 1:35 AM

Anonymous Carlos S said...

Never work. Gaddafi looks like Slash, but 20 years older, and in fruity colorful clothes. Much too ugly to stare at for a half-hour sitcom (okay, 23 minutes after all the commercials).

3/23/11, 4:15 AM

Anonymous Drawbacks said...

I've distrusted Shmuley Boteach's judgment ever since he published Kosher Sex, overlooking the obvious first choice title, The Oy of Sex.

3/23/11, 7:21 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

you know they let the man convicted of blowing up the airline out of prison, right? And this was just when an appeals court in Scotland was about to order a new trial? that should be a clue to you that, maybe you should not baldly claim Libya blew up the airline.

Considering that Libya is now being bombed, parroting dubious official stories is not appropriate

3/23/11, 8:24 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I have a deep-seated loathing of tyranny, tyrants, dictators, people who brutalize their citizenry."

Deep-seated! No one cares about the welfare of Libyan citizenry more than Shmuley Boteach.

"Muggeridge's law. Real life beats satire, every time."

This is why a lot of us read your comments, "Whiskey".

3/23/11, 9:45 AM

Anonymous SF said...

http://blog.vdare.com/archives/2011/03/23/update-jahmell-crockam-is-charged-with-shooting-to-death-lakewood-nj-officer-christopher-matlosz-family-insists-that-he-is-an-innocent-churchgoing-fall-guy/

For a real feel-good script, you could have one of Moammar's hottie bodyguards save the rabbi by gunning down a couple of the bloods, stopping a home invasion and forever improving arab/jew relations.
Wait, that might offend somebody. Better change the home invaders to tea party extremists.

3/23/11, 10:09 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Steve don't hesitate - write the pilot episode.

Good sitcoms like Cheers or Mary Tyler Moore have a dozen continuing characters. If sex is involved Bill Clinton must appear. Hillary too but as a secret anti-Semite. Certainly Farrakhan and Wright should drop in from time to time.

I bought a device Friday to use as a GPS in my car. It also is an HD movie camera. You probably have a movie camera in your cell phone. You could write the script and shoot the pilot for essentially nothing. Do it in segments and post it on YouTube.

A plot premise this juicy can be actualized in video for next to nothing. In the present we have gazillion traffic and security cameras. We have a huge populace all armed with a full color movie camera in their cell phones.

In the past we had partisans like Michael Moore who had to ask George Soros for production money to make their films. But that's changed. Cameras are free and they don't use that expensive film stock at all. Any good PC can now run the best non-linear editor software.

This sit-com can be made!

Albertosaurus

3/23/11, 10:15 AM

Anonymous josh said...

I say we bomb that mansion PRONTO! And if theres some collateral damage,well,whoever said life is fair?

3/23/11, 10:32 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am actually from Englewood Cliffs, a tiny rich town next to Englewood. In Englewood, the train tracks used to separate the bad part of town from the good part. Now, white people are moving down Palisades Ave. (the main street of Englewood)

3/23/11, 11:10 AM

Anonymous Svigor said...

Man, you nailed it. That really would make a great sitcom. (not kidding T!).

3/23/11, 11:12 AM

Anonymous Svigor said...

Mystery Meat

Okay, now we have a title for our sitcom, to go with the pitch.

3/23/11, 11:14 AM

Anonymous spandrell said...

"The cops ought to seize Boteach's computer; it's probably full of many megabytes worth of porn. "

LOL
yeah, lots of megabytes in the internets.

3/23/11, 11:39 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Quite ironic, considering Englewood was the home of the late, lamented, (to New Yorkers, anyway) Palisades Amusement Park!

3/23/11, 4:46 PM

Anonymous Bantam said...

Efraim Diveroli stars in Rolling Stone.

3/23/11, 7:16 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Or it can be a gay-themed family values sitcom. The rabbi marries the Arab-tyrant-in-exile, and their kids--from previous marriages--get to know one another. It can be called the KRAZY BUNCH.

3/23/11, 7:23 PM

Blogger David said...

>Michael Jackson's rabbi (played by Billy Crystal) and an attention-starved Arab tyrant in exile (Mickey Rourke) squabble over their backyard fence in suburban New Jersey. Then, the rabbi's arms dealer nephew, Efraim Diveroli (Eli Roth), has to move in with his uncle as part of his parole and he gets into wacky international intrigue with the Kaddafi Kids (Kal Penn and Sarah Silverman).<

Looks like America, don't it?

Hey, there's your title..."LOOKS LIKE AMERICA." (Emphasis on "looks.")

3/23/11, 7:32 PM

Anonymous Rado Thurman said...

"Never work. Gaddafi looks like Slash, but 20 years older, and in fruity colorful clothes. Much too ugly to stare at for a half-hour sitcom (okay, 23 minutes after all the commercials)."

- Here's how you make it work. Run it as a Kaddafi's Angels. Have virtually no scenes where you see Kadaffi, and when you do, you only see him turned away. Have his dictims carried out through his hot female bodyguards. Maybe even spin that into solving crimes in the area or even a desperate housewives sort of thing, where they get into romantic liasons with the neighbor's nephew.

3/24/11, 4:30 AM

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