If you're able to stream movies on Netflix and you're thinking to yourself, Gee, tonight might be the night for a low budget film featuring a homicidal animal puppet with a potty mouth who likes to make with the corny one -liners just before slaughtering people, then hot damn, you're in luck.

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If the above doesn't make you want to watch this movie, then nothing will. It's probably everything you already think it is - and if that kind of thing doesn't make you want to cry and bang your head on the floor, then by all means, check out Thankskilling.

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And hey, it's only about 65 minutes long. Which, in my book, is exactly how long a movie about a homicidal turkey puppet should last. Dear Filmmakers, Mother Firefly and her short attention span salute you.

[Image]Yes, the man is dressed as a turkey, and the turkey is dressed as a man. Holy coincidence, Batman!

It just occurred to me that this is the second horror movie I've watched in a year to feature poultry as the antagonist.

Yikes,
Mother Firefly