Last year, the defending champs got the #1 overall draft pick. This time, 100 Acre Wood Pooh Bears threatened to do the same, with their plethora of extra first rounders. Actually, I didn't know this, but the lottery is weighted in favor of the best non-playoff team, meaning that the winning teams were at an advantage. And since this was our last lottery (ever?), it would have been exciting to see a one-in-a-million shot team like P Funk All Stars win the first pick.

Alas, Detroit Players, with a 8/36 chance -- Pooh Bears and Ann Arbor Bamfers both had 7/36 shots -- won the whole shebang and will have the right to select first in 2015. Still, it's a fitting end to this lottery system, as the team that "deserved" it, got it. And starting next season, it's the Toilet Bowl!

2015 Draft Order:
P Funk All Stars (2-11) Ann Arbor Bamfers (3-10) Hungry Hungry Ouroboros (4-9) Squirtle Squad (4-9) Mandalorian Warriors (5-8) MoRRie’s Pogiboys (5-7-1) 100 Acre Wood Pooh Bears (7-6) Detroit Players (6-5-2) Team Cameltoe (6-7) Original Salt (6-7) Another Bad Creation (8-5) Sweep the Leg Zabka (8-5) Italian Stallionz (8-5) Shoguns of Harlem (8-4-1) Fockers (10-3) Jedi Knights (12-1)