Better hope you don't need to have a 'vowel movement' :-)
June 6, 2009 at 8:19 AM
Anonymous said...
If you look at the photo above it in the listing though, the toilet area looks more "normal" (one tile is almost the width of the door). This photo seems to have been stretched or something.
Mini-kitchen? I've seen Holiday Inns better equipped. This blog has officially taken NYC off my list of places to live. Clearly I'll never find a decent place to live!
See boys and girls, this is why you don't want to bulk resize all your pictures, and if you, do want to be sure "preserve aspect ratio" or "constrain proportions" is checked. The image is 292x400 pixels, but if you resize it to 400x292, it looks more normal.
Still hecka narrow and creepy, but less so than the funhouse mirrors look it has going now.
Maybe it's custom built. The owner could be 8 feet tall and 114 lbs
June 8, 2009 at 6:56 AM
Chris said...
What nice is that when I gt up in the mddle of the night to go to bathroom I am usually very wobbly- and kind of bouce off the walls- this would save all my problems...except that I'd have to suck in my stomach and maybe remove a shoulder or two, otherwise pefect. There is a mobile home/trailer that an artist cut the center out of and re-welded together- its now literally 3 feet wide at the Bergamot Station galleries on Los Angeles.
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Help! The walls are closing in! Obviously only skinny people who don't have can use this bathroom. And it looks like you'd have to shower in the sink.
June 6, 2009 at 6:25 AM
That's... scary. I think I'd be too nervous to be able to do anything in there.
June 6, 2009 at 6:27 AM
Now we know where the "Thin Man" goes.
June 6, 2009 at 6:40 AM
Vowels take up too much room when you live in a small space.
"Oh no, I have to use the bathroom! ... okay ...take a deeeeep breath..."
June 6, 2009 at 6:44 AM
Better hope you don't need to have a 'vowel movement' :-)
June 6, 2009 at 8:19 AM
If you look at the photo above it in the listing though, the toilet area looks more "normal" (one tile is almost the width of the door). This photo seems to have been stretched or something.
June 6, 2009 at 10:43 AM
the bathroom is bigger than the kitchen. but who needs normal sized bathroom when obviously the person who lives there wont eat anyway.
June 6, 2009 at 11:03 AM
this photo reminds me of that underground chamber where that evil Austrian man had imprisoned his family for all those years.
June 6, 2009 at 3:24 PM
Mini-kitchen? I've seen Holiday Inns better equipped. This blog has officially taken NYC off my list of places to live. Clearly I'll never find a decent place to live!
June 6, 2009 at 3:54 PM
I'd never be able to back into the commode.....
June 6, 2009 at 4:41 PM
That looks like a textbook example of when *not* to use your wide angle lens.
June 6, 2009 at 7:32 PM
See boys and girls, this is why you don't want to bulk resize all your pictures, and if you, do want to be sure "preserve aspect ratio" or "constrain proportions" is checked. The image is 292x400 pixels, but if you resize it to 400x292, it looks more normal.
Still hecka narrow and creepy, but less so than the funhouse mirrors look it has going now.
June 6, 2009 at 8:18 PM
3PO, shut down all the garbage mashers on the detention level!
just had to get my geek on. that bathroom is seriously scary.
June 6, 2009 at 11:19 PM
All I can think is that the bathroom must have said something very very offensive to get disemvowelled like that.
June 7, 2009 at 2:05 AM
Studio apartment. Advert says 'pets: cats ok'. So, which corner of your bedroom/kitchen do you want the litter tray in? Choices, choices.
June 7, 2009 at 4:31 AM
The toilet always looks like this when I'm running towards it after I've had too much to drink
June 7, 2009 at 7:09 PM
Uhhh, "mini-kitchen"? No sink?
New York is a strange place.
June 7, 2009 at 9:41 PM
Maybe it's custom built.
The owner could be 8 feet tall and 114 lbs
June 8, 2009 at 6:56 AM
What nice is that when I gt up in the mddle of the night to go to bathroom I am usually very wobbly- and kind of bouce off the walls- this would save all my problems...except that I'd have to suck in my stomach and maybe remove a shoulder or two, otherwise pefect. There is a mobile home/trailer that an artist cut the center out of and re-welded together- its now literally 3 feet wide at the Bergamot Station galleries on Los Angeles.
June 9, 2009 at 2:47 PM
Photoshop, children. Photoshop.
July 15, 2009 at 9:46 PM