Clearly someone heard, "Now sit still and try to act like a lady!" one too many times from her overly strict grandmother. Now she's rebelled, claiming both her personal empowerment and evidently, some sort of flood risk.
[Image] Thanks to Allison for this exciting listing! Yeah! Let's go buy a house! A house that looks oddly like a motel! But who am I to judge? My house looks oddly like a thrift store! So... go, househunters!
"Wahooo!"
15 Comments -
Oh dear...I wonder what kind of....er....offers they are going to get??
January 12, 2009 at 6:19 AM
Could someone have uploaded the wrong picture from their camera? This is definitely a hotel/motel room, right?
January 12, 2009 at 7:57 AM
Are we sure it's a house for sale, and not...say...her *ahem* uh, *ahem* you know what I mean. wink wink, nudge nudge.
January 12, 2009 at 8:17 AM
Wow, her...um...wink wink, nudge nudge is 2,927sqft. Impressive (and disturbing)!!!
January 12, 2009 at 9:14 AM
On the listing itself, right beneath this photo there's a button that says "View Flood Map". One of *those* parties, I guess.
January 12, 2009 at 9:50 AM
Is someone trying to say that all of central NJ looks like a motel? Might not be too far from the truth...
January 12, 2009 at 9:51 AM
Why, oh why does it say, "view flood map" right below her, um, her...nudge nudge well you go look at it then and tell me I'm not crazy!
January 12, 2009 at 9:56 AM
It doesn't help that the description leads in with "Great Cul-De-Sac location!"
January 12, 2009 at 10:32 AM
Real Estate Agents Gone Wild!!!
January 12, 2009 at 11:01 AM
Can you buy it by the hour?
January 12, 2009 at 1:36 PM
Clearly someone heard, "Now sit still and try to act like a lady!" one too many times from her overly strict grandmother. Now she's rebelled, claiming both her personal empowerment and evidently, some sort of flood risk.
January 12, 2009 at 3:51 PM
ooh, her momma is gonna be maaaaad!
January 12, 2009 at 5:32 PM
Its another incognito Girls Gone Wild Audition!!!
January 12, 2009 at 8:48 PM
Why do I think this house sale is the result of a nasty, nasty divorce?
"THIS HOUSE COMES WITH WASHER, DRYER, AND STUPID CO-ED BIMBOS NAMED AMBER AND SHASTI FOR YOUR HUSBAND OF 13 YEARS!!!111ONE"
January 12, 2009 at 11:19 PM
You, too, can live in my vagina!
April 18, 2009 at 6:59 PM