I think the bird cage and quarterback from the previous post should be confiscated as possible evidence.
June 4, 2009 at 7:35 AM
blake said...
I like this house selling strategy
Well dear, we're going to move and clean the house to sell Saturday. Should we take pictures Friday with all the furniture, or Sunday of an empty house?
Ok, we can compromise and do it Saturday while cleaning.
Oh, yeah, make sure you dont even pick up the cleaning products before you shoot. greatQ
I think it's the two-toned paneling that does it for me. The carpet's good, the crap on the stairs, yeah...but the paneling. Nothing like a little effort.
June 4, 2009 at 8:40 AM
Anonymous said...
After seeing the living room rug that looks like amber waves of mold, I withdraw my previous objection in my previous post about not see the floor in the pictures.
June 4, 2009 at 8:41 AM
burhanistan said...
I like this house selling strategy
Well, mockery aside, the listing indicates that this is a repossession. People were obviously forced to leave that house and were a short period of time to get their belongings out. It's a sad story that is happening all over the country.
Featuring shag carpet, baseboard electric heaters, wood paneling, popcorn ceilings, and my favorite mobile home construction technique: low-pitched roof rafters that double as ceiling joists so you don't have a wasteful attic for storage and insulation. Oh, a "Torch Down roof". Expect leaks within a couple years.
I wouldn't be worried about going down those stairs. I'd be worried about smashing my head into that sharp overhang going up them. I think the junk on the stairs to steer people away from it.
Oh my gosh, PrincessLuceval. don't use bulldozer! You see those odd "decorative" white poles in the middle of the living room? They're holding up the beam that's holding up the roof/ceiling. Snap one of those and the whole top of the house comes crashing down on you!
"Ka-thump ka-thump ka-thump ka-thump"
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Oh my god, I just laughed so hard I nearly snorted a peanut.
June 4, 2009 at 6:54 AM
...and chair denies any involvement.
June 4, 2009 at 6:55 AM
Is that a hot dog on the stairs where the agent tripped? LOL
June 4, 2009 at 7:22 AM
I think the bird cage and quarterback from the previous post should be confiscated as possible evidence.
June 4, 2009 at 7:35 AM
I like this house selling strategy
Well dear, we're going to move and clean the house to sell Saturday. Should we take pictures Friday with all the furniture, or Sunday of an empty house?
Ok, we can compromise and do it Saturday while cleaning.
Oh, yeah, make sure you dont even pick up the cleaning products before you shoot. greatQ
June 4, 2009 at 7:47 AM
I think chair's friend hangar should be held as a suspect...
June 4, 2009 at 8:31 AM
And Chair's alibi is...?
I think it's the two-toned paneling that does it for me. The carpet's good, the crap on the stairs, yeah...but the paneling. Nothing like a little effort.
June 4, 2009 at 8:40 AM
After seeing the living room rug that looks like amber waves of mold, I withdraw my previous objection in my previous post about not see the floor in the pictures.
June 4, 2009 at 8:41 AM
I like this house selling strategy
Well, mockery aside, the listing indicates that this is a repossession. People were obviously forced to leave that house and were a short period of time to get their belongings out. It's a sad story that is happening all over the country.
No joke this time, sorry.
June 4, 2009 at 8:47 AM
When I first saw this I thought "Stairs? In a ranch?"
Then I quicly realized that they needed to get down to the 10th circle of hell somehow.
The wrought iron gives it all a particularly lovely touch as well as being an excellent conductor of heat.
That hot dog Anonymous sees on the first circle must be assumed to be an unbaptized hotdog.
June 4, 2009 at 9:20 AM
Featuring shag carpet, baseboard electric heaters, wood paneling, popcorn ceilings, and my favorite mobile home construction technique: low-pitched roof rafters that double as ceiling joists so you don't have a wasteful attic for storage and insulation. Oh, a "Torch Down roof". Expect leaks within a couple years.
I wouldn't be worried about going down those stairs. I'd be worried about smashing my head into that sharp overhang going up them. I think the junk on the stairs to steer people away from it.
June 4, 2009 at 9:51 AM
Hey! I've been looking for a house with vinyal siding!
Now all I need is a bulldozer for indoors.
June 4, 2009 at 10:07 AM
Oh my gosh, PrincessLuceval. don't use bulldozer! You see those odd "decorative" white poles in the middle of the living room? They're holding up the beam that's holding up the roof/ceiling. Snap one of those and the whole top of the house comes crashing down on you!
June 4, 2009 at 11:42 AM
Looking at the state of every other room, I'm surprised at how clean the bathroom looks.
June 4, 2009 at 3:39 PM
Am I the only one who doesn`t get it ?
June 5, 2009 at 1:29 AM
Where is the noose in the basement??
June 6, 2009 at 4:45 PM