Aw, jus' cause them hillbillies live in the coun'ry, don't mean they ain't gotta have good shiny teeths!
August 9, 2008 at 3:45 PM
Anonymous said...
I have tears rolling down my face from reading your blog! I don't know which post is the funniest, but the white plastic chair segment is probably the winner. You are a very clever, witty, funny writer! Thanks for making my day. Blogless Mary Lou
Thank you for this great blog ... you're a talented and funny writer. I have laughed till I almost choked at some of the entries (and my kids are sick of me going "come and look at this!"). This is now on my list of "must look at" blogs!
Poor Billy just never understood why the other kids wouldn't come over to play and why they were afraid of his father, The Disastrous Dentist of Haddon Ave.
August 11, 2008 at 12:35 PM
Anonymous said...
I think this homeowner was a real movie fan!
Movie: Marathon Man Nazi Dentist Szell by Lawrence Olivier Babe by Dustin Hoffman
Torture Scene #1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dG5Qk-jB0D4
Szell: Is it safe? Babe: You're talking to me? Szell: Is it safe? Babe: Is what safe? Szell: Is it safe? Babe: I don't know what you mean. I can't tell you something's safe or not, unless I know specifically what you're talking about. Szell: Is it safe? Babe: Tell me what the "it" refers to. Szell: Is it safe? Babe: Yes, it's safe, it's very safe, it's so safe you wouldn't believe it. Szell: Is it safe? Babe: No. It's not safe, it's... very dangerous, be careful.
Followed by some energetic cavity probing by Szell.
Torture scene #2 Szell prepares to torture Babe a second time
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPQ7KMCrPLE
Szell: Oh, don't worry. I'm not going into that cavity. That nerve's already dying. A live, freshly-cut nerve is infinitely more sensitive. So I'll just drill into a healthy tooth until I reach the pulp. That is unless, of course, you can tell me that it's safe.
"Considering a career change? A new hobby?"
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The listing actually does mention "professional office" under Interior Features.
August 9, 2008 at 1:38 PM
True! Well then, I take it all back.
August 9, 2008 at 1:45 PM
Very Funny...Thanks for putting a smile on my face...
August 9, 2008 at 1:49 PM
EEK! I hope I don't have to go there to see my new dentist. HELP!
August 9, 2008 at 2:37 PM
It is a two unit residential property but unit one has one .5 bath. Handy for those who don't like to bathe...ever.
I wonder if the dental equipment conveys? I could save so much money on dental care for the whole famil if I could take care of our teeth at home
August 9, 2008 at 2:59 PM
Aw, jus' cause them hillbillies live in the coun'ry, don't mean they ain't gotta have good shiny teeths!
August 9, 2008 at 3:45 PM
I have tears rolling down my face from reading your blog! I don't know which post is the funniest, but the white plastic chair segment is probably the winner. You are a very clever, witty, funny writer! Thanks for making my day.
Blogless Mary Lou
August 9, 2008 at 4:04 PM
LOL!!!! This is hilarious!!! I love it!
August 9, 2008 at 4:34 PM
Kinda gives off a creepy "Marathon Man" vibe! ~shudders~
August 9, 2008 at 4:42 PM
SCARY!
August 9, 2008 at 5:18 PM
Sort of looks like a torture chamber. "You will talk or I will clean your teeth and ask you to spit!!" Bwhahahahahahahaha
August 9, 2008 at 7:57 PM
amazing and wonderful...
i wonder what exactly this thing...
maybe you can comersialize it....
you can get benefit from it.....
August 9, 2008 at 8:45 PM
The scariest thing is that it's an in-home dental office with BARS on the windows! Trapped!!!
- Suzanne
August 9, 2008 at 8:52 PM
At least it’s not an OBGYN office…
August 10, 2008 at 12:26 AM
Thank you for this great blog ... you're a talented and funny writer. I have laughed till I almost choked at some of the entries (and my kids are sick of me going "come and look at this!"). This is now on my list of "must look at" blogs!
August 10, 2008 at 2:15 AM
its really scary.
If come as a patient i would be rather outside...
August 10, 2008 at 2:34 AM
A dental office in a house? That's scary.
August 10, 2008 at 2:34 AM
The bars on the window in the dental room aren't helping, either. Yikes.
August 10, 2008 at 8:28 AM
This reminds me of Sweeney Todd. Only with less hair cutting and more enamel polishing.
August 10, 2008 at 10:06 AM
Poor Billy just never understood why the other kids wouldn't come over to play and why they were afraid of his father, The Disastrous Dentist of Haddon Ave.
August 11, 2008 at 12:35 PM
I think this homeowner was a real movie fan!
Movie: Marathon Man
Nazi Dentist Szell by Lawrence Olivier
Babe by Dustin Hoffman
Torture Scene #1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dG5Qk-jB0D4
Szell: Is it safe?
Babe: You're talking to me?
Szell: Is it safe?
Babe: Is what safe?
Szell: Is it safe?
Babe: I don't know what you mean. I can't tell you something's safe or not, unless I know specifically what you're talking about.
Szell: Is it safe?
Babe: Tell me what the "it" refers to.
Szell: Is it safe?
Babe: Yes, it's safe, it's very safe, it's so safe you wouldn't believe it.
Szell: Is it safe?
Babe: No. It's not safe, it's... very dangerous, be careful.
Followed by some energetic cavity probing by Szell.
Torture scene #2 Szell prepares to torture Babe a second time
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPQ7KMCrPLE
Szell: Oh, don't worry. I'm not going into that cavity. That nerve's already dying. A live, freshly-cut nerve is infinitely more sensitive. So I'll just drill into a healthy tooth until I reach the pulp. That is unless, of course, you can tell me that it's safe.
August 11, 2008 at 9:15 PM
I can't believe they forgot to mention they filmed critically acclaimed movies here, such as marathon Man and Hostel.
August 12, 2008 at 1:38 PM