Would this picture from that listing get a modesty chair, or would that just be redundant: http://media.cdn-redfin.com/photo/1/bigphoto/715/29068715_5_1.jpg ?
I was so stunned by the carnage that I missed the Chairs, -- chase. Thanks! Up they go...
May 15, 2009 at 8:42 AM
Christy said...
Chair! First the drinking, now this! I fear it's time for an intervention of some sorts...
May 15, 2009 at 8:43 AM
Anonymous said...
Yeah, just what you want in a damp area; a furry wall. Brilliant.
The price is $650.00 a square foot. Six hundred and fifty dollars a square foot. Have they lost their entire minds? Is this the best location in the world, because it would have to be.
The thing is, it doesn't look that prime from the satellite view. Scrolling down to the average price per in that area they apparently think they should score more than double the average.
Elmo pelts being extremely rare and all.
May 15, 2009 at 9:26 AM
Anonymous said...
Whoa. They have lost their entire minds because they think it's appreciated 200k in six years. I realize they did some remodeling but I think they are also doing some heavy duty drugs, or they recently woke up from a two year long coma and don't realize how laughable that is.
You always make me laugh - I love it. The nerve posting chair on chair action online...
May 15, 2009 at 9:43 AM
blake said...
I'm going to take Chair's side on this. You guys are pervs, maybe chair was trying to lift a friend so they could see over the rail and admire the lovely back yard.
And if not, they're adults, and what they are doing is perfectly natural. Shame on all of you voyeurs watching and photographing them!
May 15, 2009 at 9:48 AM
blake said...
As for the living room, it looks like red fur on one glance, a blood smeared wall on the next. creepy.
But i like the home office that is included, as long as you dont mind working in the floor....under the tv.
I think it is just a paint job, blake. Maybe rag rolling from the visual on it, but typically people don't do that with red specifically so that the wall doesn't end up looking like a blood slide.
Anyway, as I'm still in absolute shock over the price per square, I went back to try and figure out what's so wonderful about this place. The listing below (from the floor up) has a great corner lot, here...? I'm confused.
Even more so after reading this:
" Heating & Cooling
* Free-Standing Stove Heat "
That stove huddling in the corner of the red room is the only source of heat? What??
Censoring it only made it worse. Now it's chair-on-chair-on-chair action.
May 15, 2009 at 12:17 PM
Anonymous said...
I want to point out that through the screen it appears someone is trying to pear at the chair on chair. Like something is trapped in the blinds (like a nekked elmo) ewwwe.
May 15, 2009 at 12:31 PM
knitorpurl said...
Once you get see past the insane redness of the wall- why is everything mounted at ceiling level? Except for the computer which nicely balances everything out by being on the floor. And interesting choice of "wall sconce". Lovely indeed.
May 15, 2009 at 12:51 PM
Anonymous said...
Good lord, you're right, knitorpurl. This house clearly belongs to someone that either likes neck trauma, or is 7' 2" ...and eschews heat, evidently. Maybe the walls keep the tall one warm.
I guess this is where all those little baby chairs come from. But if the parents are white chairs, why are the small ones usually various primary colors?
May 18, 2009 at 2:26 AM
Matthias said...
For more chair on chair action, go to http://www.furnitureporn.com/furnporn1.html
Finally an appropriate place to mention this site :)
May 21, 2009 at 2:23 PM
Anonymous said...
Wait a minute...just hold on a minute....why is there no bong on the coffee table?? ...and NO lava lamp????
June 6, 2009 at 3:56 AM
[Image] What have you done to Elmo? Oh, you fiends! Why? Why?
And it gets worse outside, as chase pointed out. Small children, look away!
[Image] Modesty Chair applied to protect the innocent. Smuttier people can click on the photo below for Chair-on-Chair action (and shame on those people for looking).
"La-la la la, la-la la la, Elmo's Wall"
23 Comments -
Would this picture from that listing get a modesty chair, or would that just be redundant: http://media.cdn-redfin.com/photo/1/bigphoto/715/29068715_5_1.jpg ?
May 15, 2009 at 8:18 AM
I was so stunned by the carnage that I missed the Chairs, -- chase. Thanks! Up they go...
May 15, 2009 at 8:42 AM
Chair! First the drinking, now this! I fear it's time for an intervention of some sorts...
May 15, 2009 at 8:43 AM
Yeah, just what you want in a damp area; a furry wall. Brilliant.
The price is $650.00 a square foot. Six hundred and fifty dollars a square foot. Have they lost their entire minds? Is this the best location in the world, because it would have to be.
The thing is, it doesn't look that prime from the satellite view. Scrolling down to the average price per in that area they apparently think they should score more than double the average.
Elmo pelts being extremely rare and all.
May 15, 2009 at 9:26 AM
Whoa. They have lost their entire minds because they think it's appreciated 200k in six years. I realize they did some remodeling but I think they are also doing some heavy duty drugs, or they recently woke up from a two year long coma and don't realize how laughable that is.
May 15, 2009 at 9:29 AM
You always make me laugh - I love it. The nerve posting chair on chair action online...
May 15, 2009 at 9:43 AM
I'm going to take Chair's side on this.
You guys are pervs, maybe chair was trying to lift a friend so they could see over the rail and admire the lovely back yard.
And if not, they're adults, and what they are doing is perfectly natural. Shame on all of you voyeurs watching and photographing them!
May 15, 2009 at 9:48 AM
As for the living room, it looks like red fur on one glance, a blood smeared wall on the next. creepy.
But i like the home office that is included, as long as you dont mind working in the floor....under the tv.
May 15, 2009 at 9:50 AM
Chair gets more action than... er, nevermind.
May 15, 2009 at 10:05 AM
I think it is just a paint job, blake. Maybe rag rolling from the visual on it, but typically people don't do that with red specifically so that the wall doesn't end up looking like a blood slide.
Anyway, as I'm still in absolute shock over the price per square, I went back to try and figure out what's so wonderful about this place. The listing below (from the floor up) has a great corner lot, here...? I'm confused.
Even more so after reading this:
"
Heating & Cooling
* Free-Standing Stove Heat "
That stove huddling in the corner of the red room is the only source of heat? What??
May 15, 2009 at 10:12 AM
Is the siding on this house made of graham crackers?
Oh look! I see Hansel & Gretel.
This could explain what happened to Elmo.
May 15, 2009 at 10:53 AM
Censoring it only made it worse. Now it's chair-on-chair-on-chair action.
May 15, 2009 at 12:17 PM
I want to point out that through the screen it appears someone is trying to pear at the chair on chair. Like something is trapped in the blinds (like a nekked elmo)
ewwwe.
May 15, 2009 at 12:31 PM
Once you get see past the insane redness of the wall- why is everything mounted at ceiling level? Except for the computer which nicely balances everything out by being on the floor. And interesting choice of "wall sconce". Lovely indeed.
May 15, 2009 at 12:51 PM
Good lord, you're right, knitorpurl. This house clearly belongs to someone that either likes neck trauma, or is 7' 2" ...and eschews heat, evidently. Maybe the walls keep the tall one warm.
May 15, 2009 at 1:01 PM
If I'm not mistaken (I am), the walls were inspired by that famous Jackson Pollock work, "Bloodsneeze".
And I also love the sconce. It's like a little bit of front porch brought inside, where it absolutely doesn't belong.
May 15, 2009 at 1:44 PM
I think the wall would go great with the lava shag carpet from a few posts ago.
May 15, 2009 at 2:13 PM
Elmo's okay - nobody would try to hurt Michelle Obama's primary Henson-spawn.
No. But if you stare at that wall or long enough, you start to see little handprints a la Blair Witch.
May 15, 2009 at 4:15 PM
Is every room in this house a long, narrow rectangle?
May 15, 2009 at 5:21 PM
But isn't that where baby chairs come from?
May 15, 2009 at 7:53 PM
I guess this is where all those little baby chairs come from. But if the parents are white chairs, why are the small ones usually various primary colors?
May 18, 2009 at 2:26 AM
For more chair on chair action, go to http://www.furnitureporn.com/furnporn1.html
Finally an appropriate place to mention this site :)
May 21, 2009 at 2:23 PM
Wait a minute...just hold on a minute....why is there no bong on the coffee table?? ...and NO lava lamp????
June 6, 2009 at 3:56 AM