"Complimentary Coffee Courtesy Patrol 7 Nights A Week"
What pray tell is a Coffee Courtesy Patrol? Should I read that as seven nights a week someone drops by to refill my coffee? Because that would be pretty sweet.
Ps. Did the blonde have her liver removed to get that thin? I mean, I know it's Hollywood and all.
clearly the liver was removed with the chunk of bathingsuit intended to cover it. I'm not sure I'd still wear the suit that attracted the shark in the first place.
March 5, 2009 at 10:16 AM
Anonymous said...
ugh. living there would be my own worst personal nightmare.
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Add 50 pounds, 20 years, and flip the guy/girl ratio and you'll have the ACTUAL pool side attendees at this place.
March 5, 2009 at 7:00 AM
"Complimentary Coffee Courtesy Patrol 7 Nights A Week"
What pray tell is a Coffee Courtesy Patrol? Should I read that as seven nights a week someone drops by to refill my coffee? Because that would be pretty sweet.
Ps. Did the blonde have her liver removed to get that thin? I mean, I know it's Hollywood and all.
March 5, 2009 at 7:46 AM
I'm perplexed by the photo of the empty apartment. Is that a vertical blind serving as a room divider?
March 5, 2009 at 8:51 AM
Hey, who stole my vacation pictures?
March 5, 2009 at 9:23 AM
clearly the liver was removed with the chunk of bathingsuit intended to cover it. I'm not sure I'd still wear the suit that attracted the shark in the first place.
March 5, 2009 at 10:16 AM
ugh. living there would be my own worst personal nightmare.
March 5, 2009 at 11:10 AM
They offer
PAY THE MARKET RATE OF $1355 PER MONTH
OR
PAY $1243 FOR THE TERM OF THE LEASE
OR
RECEIVE A 42" PLASMA AND $200
Um, I'll take the third option. Think they could mail it to me?
March 5, 2009 at 12:05 PM
I'm still trying to figure out what the kids are doing. Those have to be some of the most awkward poses I've ever seen.
March 5, 2009 at 1:04 PM
According to the full advert, tiny, blinking, siamese cats in paper bags are welcome.
March 5, 2009 at 1:31 PM
Too bad the one in the all black bikini was a bit too chunky for Hollywood.., hence the beach ball coverin'er up..
March 5, 2009 at 1:55 PM
Wow, that dude knows how to "kick it poolside", as an Old Skool rapper would say. Just like in a beer commercial.
March 5, 2009 at 2:48 PM
To live here do you have to pose for half naked pictures by the pool? Maybe Joe Frances helps buy the plasma tvs for the new tenants...
I am guessing the bedroom doesn't have a window, therefore no wall with a door allowed, but at least there is a wall of mirrors!
March 5, 2009 at 6:59 PM
"Simulated vinyl?" Okay, I'm nitpicking.
But they're offering Flooring, and on On-Site Gated Entry. These are both very convenient.
March 5, 2009 at 10:24 PM
"Simulated Vinyl" just breathes quality.
March 6, 2009 at 1:47 AM
This is so goofy and cheesy that it looks like a joke. These pictures would definitely scare me away from ever even looking at the apartment.
March 6, 2009 at 3:29 AM
BBQ Gas Grills Laundry On-Site Gated Entry...well, duh, where else would you grill your laundry?
And how about that Carpeting Flooring Wood Simulated Vinyl!
March 6, 2009 at 4:18 AM
I live in that area. What they are conveniently leaving out is that this complex is practically on top of a MAJOR freeway. Where do I sign?!
March 6, 2009 at 12:19 PM
I was ready to move in until I saw the cutsey blinking kittens and realized that Dolores Umbridge must be the property manager.
March 6, 2009 at 6:08 PM
I like how we can have mountains, the beach with dolphins, AND the city right next to 45+ stores.
I would be afraid to swim in that pool, with the leering dude.
March 9, 2009 at 7:29 PM