Wow this house has some very interesting things going on from the blue carpet room with that pole running along the ceiling to the toilet set on the diagonal. I just don't know where to begin other than the price ~ you are kidding me right?!
rule 1 at my school was: Dont talk about staging school.
rule 2 was pretty similiar. DONT TALK ABOUT STAGING SCHOOL.
[obviously i flunked out]
April 26, 2009 at 7:02 AM
Anonymous said...
Holy crow, the price! For an old kitchen, and a tiny (and rather revolting) bath? Imagine what it might cost if it was...nice. I guess you're paying for the lot.
Is that an even close to realistic price? Yes, I know, I know...funny blog! Have fun with the funny stuff, let logistics go. I'm in shock over here, though. I live in Denver, which is also considered one of those "Favorite places to live in the U.S." and...holy smokes, that is about the average price per square foot in the nicer metro areas, but you only get it for places that are nicely done.
That's not our "pretty much, screw the TLC, you're going to want to rip just about everything out...for starters!" price per square foot. And with no warranty! So, it's got to be about the lot value?
I'd probably need a gumball to raise my blood sugar so as not to faint.
Illogicality said... Maybe the gum machine refused to be filled. Mayhap it is sentient, a distant cousin of Tom Servo!Mike Nelson would be proud of this kitchen.
Interesting listing. The gumball machine is the most valuable thing in it. Perhaps the new owner could sell the gumball machine for close to the 2000 it's worth and get a decent light for the dining room and fix up the bath!
Anon, that house would be cheap at double the asking price in my hometown. Housing prices are not anything like even from city to city.
April 28, 2009 at 5:56 PM
[Image]Oh, come on. For a quarter million bucks, couldn't you at least fill the gum machine? What are they teaching them at staging school these days, anyway?
"Not included: gum"
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Maybe the gum machine refused to be filled.
Mayhap it is sentient, a distant cousin of Tom Servo!
April 26, 2009 at 6:21 AM
Wow this house has some very interesting things going on from the blue carpet room with that pole running along the ceiling to the toilet set on the diagonal. I just don't know where to begin other than the price ~ you are kidding me right?!
April 26, 2009 at 6:51 AM
we must have gone to a different staging school.
rule 1 at my school was:
Dont talk about staging school.
rule 2 was pretty similiar.
DONT TALK ABOUT STAGING SCHOOL.
[obviously i flunked out]
April 26, 2009 at 7:02 AM
Holy crow, the price! For an old kitchen, and a tiny (and rather revolting) bath? Imagine what it might cost if it was...nice. I guess you're paying for the lot.
Is that an even close to realistic price? Yes, I know, I know...funny blog! Have fun with the funny stuff, let logistics go. I'm in shock over here, though. I live in Denver, which is also considered one of those "Favorite places to live in the U.S." and...holy smokes, that is about the average price per square foot in the nicer metro areas, but you only get it for places that are nicely done.
That's not our "pretty much, screw the TLC, you're going to want to rip just about everything out...for starters!" price per square foot. And with no warranty! So, it's got to be about the lot value?
I'd probably need a gumball to raise my blood sugar so as not to faint.
April 26, 2009 at 8:39 AM
I don't think it's the lot either...
April 26, 2009 at 11:29 AM
LOL - too fun!
April 26, 2009 at 12:01 PM
It matches the ceiling lamp... maybe it IS a lamp itself.
April 26, 2009 at 12:08 PM
Also from this listing: another manifestation of Chair. http://media.cdn-redfin.com/photo/1/bigphoto/327/29053327_2_0.jpg
April 26, 2009 at 1:20 PM
Illogicality said...
Maybe the gum machine refused to be filled.
Mayhap it is sentient, a distant cousin of Tom Servo!Mike Nelson would be proud of this kitchen.
April 26, 2009 at 3:05 PM
Joel Robinson [Hodgson] was king over Mike Nelson hands down!
Good to see Tom Servo has maintained his studdish figure all these years! Perhaps it's because he's foregone the gumballs...
April 27, 2009 at 7:22 AM
Interesting listing. The gumball machine is the most valuable thing in it. Perhaps the new owner could sell the gumball machine for close to the 2000 it's worth and get a decent light for the dining room and fix up the bath!
April 27, 2009 at 9:16 AM
Anon, that house would be cheap at double the asking price in my hometown. Housing prices are not anything like even from city to city.
April 28, 2009 at 5:56 PM