I'm sure that if they just hung some randomly placed twinkle lights, that yard would be positively magical at night... right up until the first guest tripped over the ladder and knocked their teeth loose.
I just have to wonder at the people who write these listings. Seriously, who could look at that barren mess of weeds and junk and think "entertaining"? Either they have a much vaster imagination than I do, or...uh, actually I'm not going write the other alternative I was thinking!
I think it might work. Get some of those torches, steal a BBQ from down the street and fill that blue pail with Bud. Makes my dancin' shoes itch at the thought.
October 18, 2008 at 12:29 PM
Anonymous said...
And I suppose that's the "guest house" in the back.
October 18, 2008 at 1:51 PM
Anonymous said...
Cemented side yards? Is is prison?
November 19, 2008 at 6:40 AM
[Image]"Good size cemented side yards good for entertainment." Whee. I can hear the champagne bottles popping already.
"And I thought I was a bad hostess"
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Is that the guesthouse?
I'm sure that if they just hung some randomly placed twinkle lights, that yard would be positively magical at night... right up until the first guest tripped over the ladder and knocked their teeth loose.
October 18, 2008 at 7:41 AM
I just have to wonder at the people who write these listings. Seriously, who could look at that barren mess of weeds and junk and think "entertaining"? Either they have a much vaster imagination than I do, or...uh, actually I'm not going write the other alternative I was thinking!
October 18, 2008 at 10:06 AM
Um, those popping sounds you hear? Those aren't champagne corks. Get inside. Now.
October 18, 2008 at 12:06 PM
I think it might work. Get some of those torches, steal a BBQ from down the street and fill that blue pail with Bud. Makes my dancin' shoes itch at the thought.
October 18, 2008 at 12:29 PM
And I suppose that's the "guest house" in the back.
October 18, 2008 at 1:51 PM
Cemented side yards? Is is prison?
November 19, 2008 at 6:40 AM