I love the car "parked" in the tree. That's awesome!
June 23, 2009 at 7:47 AM
blake said...
Wow. Nothing says classy neighborhood like 4-wheelers and cars on cinderblocks.....And rants against hippies and craigslist.
But definitely make sure you dont show the house. Nobody would want to see the thing you're selling...right?
June 23, 2009 at 8:05 AM
Bluezette said...
And just imagine what it will be like as you try to negotiate a sales price and conditions with him! Doesn't that thought just give you a warm feeling all over?
Poor guy's tired of the "big city life" in... Bloomington, Indiana, population about 70,000. It does sound grim. Speed bumps (just get a rig with decent clearance), lane restrictions (I guess the guvment makes you drive on the right side of the road), and lousy tree huggers huggin' them trees. It sounds like a Marxist-Stalinist dictatorship to me.
And his rant wouldn't be complete without the poster complaining about those "CRAIGSLIST BASTARDS" who are offering him a free service.
What the...? between the lines it appears to say: "Hey, I hate it here, it's frakking intolerable actually, makes me want to flee, but you, you look like the sort that might like it. Damn tree hugger. One of them 'make pot legal' dope fiend, ain't ya? Well give me 200 grand, before I change my mind here. You smell like a hippie, you'll fit in just fine here. Voted for Obama, didncha? Yeah, this place is the best your kind deserves."
Heck, forget about between the lines, it basically just says that.
When are you going to show us pigs flying? Makes about as much sense.
June 24, 2009 at 1:22 AM
Anonymous said...
I have an almost overwhelming desire to repeatedly crank call this cell phone number. Must...resist...Must...resist
June 24, 2009 at 6:16 AM
Christina said...
He sounds like such a charming man. I can't imagine why he can't make a go of a service oriented business like a body shop! Love the "get off my lawn, hippies" theme. Methinks there are places in Indiana where he would be much happier than in Bloomington!
What is up with people putting a space BEFORE the punctuation mark, rather than after? This dude does it in every sentence, urghh!
So basically, dude hates both development (traffic, "big" city, and tree huggers. Yup, total misanthropist. And he forgot the "Hey, you kids get off my lawn!" captions for the photos.
June 27, 2009 at 1:59 PM
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"I can't take this listing one minute longer. I'm outta here!" Vrrrrooooommmm.....
"So long, suckers!"
14 Comments -
How to sell a home:
a) Be sure to tell your potential buyers everything you hate about living there...
b) Repeat.
June 23, 2009 at 7:29 AM
That is both a rant AND a real estate listing. Congratulations are in order.
Also, they're afraid to give out their email but have not problem giving out their personal cell number. My sense of relativity is making me itch.
June 23, 2009 at 7:33 AM
Well now he gives me the itch to move to his town. All that raving or was it ranting.....I'm not sure.
June 23, 2009 at 7:38 AM
LOL...oh...god forbid I allow those Craigslist b@st@rds (you know how sneaky they can be) to screw up my crap hotmail email.
But here's my CELL PHONE NUMBER!!!
June 23, 2009 at 7:41 AM
I love the car "parked" in the tree. That's awesome!
June 23, 2009 at 7:47 AM
Wow. Nothing says classy neighborhood like 4-wheelers and cars on cinderblocks.....And rants against hippies and craigslist.
But definitely make sure you dont show the house. Nobody would want to see the thing you're selling...right?
June 23, 2009 at 8:05 AM
And just imagine what it will be like as you try to negotiate a sales price and conditions with him! Doesn't that thought just give you a warm feeling all over?
June 23, 2009 at 8:34 AM
Poor guy's tired of the "big city life" in... Bloomington, Indiana, population about 70,000. It does sound grim. Speed bumps (just get a rig with decent clearance), lane restrictions (I guess the guvment makes you drive on the right side of the road), and lousy tree huggers huggin' them trees. It sounds like a Marxist-Stalinist dictatorship to me.
And his rant wouldn't be complete without the poster complaining about those "CRAIGSLIST BASTARDS" who are offering him a free service.
June 23, 2009 at 9:51 AM
What the...? between the lines it appears to say: "Hey, I hate it here, it's frakking intolerable actually, makes me want to flee, but you, you look like the sort that might like it. Damn tree hugger. One of them 'make pot legal' dope fiend, ain't ya? Well give me 200 grand, before I change my mind here. You smell like a hippie, you'll fit in just fine here. Voted for Obama, didncha? Yeah, this place is the best your kind deserves."
Heck, forget about between the lines, it basically just says that.
June 23, 2009 at 1:56 PM
When are you going to show us pigs flying? Makes about as much sense.
June 24, 2009 at 1:22 AM
I have an almost overwhelming desire to repeatedly crank call this cell phone number. Must...resist...Must...resist
June 24, 2009 at 6:16 AM
He sounds like such a charming man. I can't imagine why he can't make a go of a service oriented business like a body shop! Love the "get off my lawn, hippies" theme. Methinks there are places in Indiana where he would be much happier than in Bloomington!
June 24, 2009 at 9:14 AM
do the broken down cars come with the house too?
Sweet!
June 27, 2009 at 5:27 AM
What is up with people putting a space BEFORE the punctuation mark, rather than after? This dude does it in every sentence, urghh!
So basically, dude hates both development (traffic, "big" city, and tree huggers. Yup, total misanthropist. And he forgot the "Hey, you kids get off my lawn!" captions for the photos.
June 27, 2009 at 1:59 PM