Egads...how about the vertical green line drawn over the house over there to the right? Strike one, using MSPaint. Strike two, using the "line" tool rather than the "spray paint" tool. Strike three, not knowing that "undo" is a valid option.
It looks like Stephanie beat me to it! I was going to comment how this isn't even the quality of Photoshop: it's the "airbrush" function of Microsoft Paint.
Or maybe they simply have uncreative graffiti artists and the local hardware store only had green paint...
They all do the same thing ... when they are doing the paste,paste,paste thing, they forget that cars are usually parked on a DRIVEWAY, not on the grass!
"Maybe, just maybe, they're covering something up"
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Did they do that in Microsoft Paint?
September 12, 2008 at 8:55 AM
Egads...how about the vertical green line drawn over the house over there to the right? Strike one, using MSPaint. Strike two, using the "line" tool rather than the "spray paint" tool. Strike three, not knowing that "undo" is a valid option.
September 12, 2008 at 9:30 AM
It looks like Stephanie beat me to it! I was going to comment how this isn't even the quality of Photoshop: it's the "airbrush" function of Microsoft Paint.
Or maybe they simply have uncreative graffiti artists and the local hardware store only had green paint...
September 12, 2008 at 9:48 AM
Google street view gets so close to this property, but not close enough...
Is there really a neighborhood in Sydney called "Blacktown?" I can imagine what would happen if someone tried that here in Atlanta.
September 12, 2008 at 9:48 AM
They all do the same thing ... when they are doing the paste,paste,paste thing, they forget that cars are usually parked on a DRIVEWAY, not on the grass!
September 12, 2008 at 10:00 AM
I thought the photoshopped one from awhile back was pretty bad, but this takes the cake! The kelly green frosted cake!
September 12, 2008 at 10:13 AM
The lawn looks like first generation astro-turf.
Tenant will stay if required???
Timber floors?
High side of the road? everyone on that side of the street is high?
Quelle de-luxe
September 12, 2008 at 10:24 AM
"The current tenant is happy to stay on if required" YAY...roommates!
As for the "grass" yeah, they missed a few spots on the bottom of the picture.
September 12, 2008 at 11:40 AM
I think they live by a nuclear plant to look that neon...lol...it must be in their water...heheehheee
September 12, 2008 at 12:02 PM
I think you're right, Ray, about the "pencil!" WHOOPS! "spray paint!"
September 12, 2008 at 1:45 PM
"Quality brick veneer" and generic astro-turf. I'm impressed.
September 12, 2008 at 1:46 PM
from the listing:
"IF POSITION COUNTS- RUN FOR THIS BEAUTY!!"
????????!!!!!
????!!!!???
September 12, 2008 at 2:10 PM
Yes, there is a part of Sydney named Blacktown..I have actually been there, and the lawns are NOT that green..
September 12, 2008 at 5:03 PM
You know, if you take a photo in winter when the grass is brown, just show it: everyone else in Australia knows it's winter.
September 12, 2008 at 6:50 PM
For a second, I thought I'd stumbled over to the 'Cakewrecks' site! LOL!
September 12, 2008 at 9:15 PM
Ummm yeah - this inland Sydney - out west. the land of water restrictions and dead lawns.
September 13, 2008 at 2:27 AM
er...why not go for gold and insert a nicer car while you're at it?
September 13, 2008 at 3:43 PM
Just a guess about the "tenant sill stay if required": I'm thinking the landlord is selling his/her rental property.
September 14, 2008 at 9:04 AM
youre telling me that lawn is photoshopped? NO!!! WAY!! say it aint so! :)
September 14, 2008 at 8:55 PM
Is it just me, or does the CAR look inordinately small compared to its closeness to the house?
Did they paste in that beauty too?
-Suz
September 21, 2008 at 9:08 PM