Why is the Jesus altar blocking that door? Is there some sort of ancient evil behind it? Is the altar necessary to keep it contained? If so, does the Jesus come with the house cause if it doesn't, I'd like to know how much time I have to set up a new altar before the evil is unleashed...
These are the sorts of things I just gotta know before I make any commitment to buying the house, ya know.
"Blessed are the homebuyers"
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Jesus seems to be hanging by the door in case he needs a quick escape route....like if there is a home invasion or drive-by shooting.
August 24, 2008 at 10:52 AM
he's watching court tv! maybe that's how he decides who's getting in and who's not.
August 24, 2008 at 5:53 PM
Why is the Jesus altar blocking that door? Is there some sort of ancient evil behind it? Is the altar necessary to keep it contained? If so, does the Jesus come with the house cause if it doesn't, I'd like to know how much time I have to set up a new altar before the evil is unleashed...
These are the sorts of things I just gotta know before I make any commitment to buying the house, ya know.
August 24, 2008 at 8:35 PM
Normally I would be scared by the doll on the blue sofa. However, Jesus is there to protect me.
They sure like their figurines, don't they?
August 25, 2008 at 7:49 AM
Burglars beware. Jesus is watching.
T
September 2, 2008 at 7:32 PM
Catholic much?
October 25, 2008 at 11:05 PM
It's not just the cheese makers, he means the whole dairy industry.
November 3, 2008 at 10:12 PM