When asked by the dry cleaner how much starch they should put in his pants, Itchy McBritches replied, "Oh just enough so that my pants can walk around my studio apartment on their own. I don't need to stinkin' hangers..."
August 3, 2009 at 8:38 AM
burhanistan said...
I'm sure someone out there will accuse me of being from the PC Police, but I long for the day when we can not snicker at Atorsoancephalyism. Going through life without a torso and head is hard enough without all the sarcasm.
This is freaking me out - not the thought of a torsoless pair of legs inhabiting the house, so much as the thought that there's a realtor out there who looked at that pic and thought it was perfect to put on the listing.
Not only did someone think this was a great photo to advertise an apartment, someone had the photo for three years and then put it in the listing. They're really proud of that weirdness, aren't they?
Check the date on the photo, seriously what in the world?
I guess they realized that if they completely removed the legs, the shadow on the floor wouldn't make sense.... so better just to leave the legs, right??
August 3, 2009 at 1:30 PM
Anonymous said...
I think the pants are offended and escaping.
"Wait, we didn't mean it!" ...
August 3, 2009 at 1:34 PM
Anonymous said...
Oh, I see that "we" didn't read the directions on "our" new chainsaw. Now did we?
Roidy
August 3, 2009 at 4:58 PM
Anonymous said...
Closing is going to be so awkward when this guy has to take off his shoes (or pants, depending on what appendage he's trained to do his writing) to sign all the paperwork.
@Katie -- Love the Wallace and Gromit reference! And now I want cheeeeese!
August 9, 2009 at 8:31 AM
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You show people in listings, and I complain. You don't show people in listings, and I complain again. Clearly this listing Liz found is an attempt at compromise, and I'm a jerk for not being satisfied. Pfft! Me.
"Imagine them tap dancing. *tippety tippety tippety*"
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What the... I don't... *blink blink*
August 3, 2009 at 6:34 AM
That is so strange and creepy. I just don't understand- either photoshop him out or don't but this....
And what is going on under that table?
August 3, 2009 at 6:52 AM
Wow, that is kinda creepy looking.
August 3, 2009 at 6:52 AM
The other half looks like it might be stuffed under the table.
August 3, 2009 at 7:15 AM
Gah! It looks like they smeared the poor guy on the wall.
August 3, 2009 at 7:30 AM
Obviously he has an invisibility cloak that isn't quite long enough.
August 3, 2009 at 7:54 AM
When asked by the dry cleaner how much starch they should put in his pants, Itchy McBritches replied, "Oh just enough so that my pants can walk around my studio apartment on their own. I don't need to stinkin' hangers..."
August 3, 2009 at 8:38 AM
I'm sure someone out there will accuse me of being from the PC Police, but I long for the day when we can not snicker at Atorsoancephalyism. Going through life without a torso and head is hard enough without all the sarcasm.
August 3, 2009 at 9:04 AM
Seriously, wtf??
Some kind of creepy attempt at a photoshopped modern-art hourglass? Anti-gravity coathangers for pants....with shoes?
Wow...my brain hurts now.
August 3, 2009 at 10:59 AM
This is freaking me out - not the thought of a torsoless pair of legs inhabiting the house, so much as the thought that there's a realtor out there who looked at that pic and thought it was perfect to put on the listing.
August 3, 2009 at 11:31 AM
Not only did someone think this was a great photo to advertise an apartment, someone had the photo for three years and then put it in the listing. They're really proud of that weirdness, aren't they?
Check the date on the photo, seriously what in the world?
August 3, 2009 at 12:06 PM
Sometimes I look back on life BC (Before Craigslist)and I wonder what the heck I did when I needed a good WTF pick-me-up
August 3, 2009 at 1:24 PM
lolwut
I guess they realized that if they completely removed the legs, the shadow on the floor wouldn't make sense.... so better just to leave the legs, right??
August 3, 2009 at 1:30 PM
I think the pants are offended and escaping.
"Wait, we didn't mean it!" ...
August 3, 2009 at 1:34 PM
Oh, I see that "we" didn't read the directions on "our" new chainsaw. Now did we?
Roidy
August 3, 2009 at 4:58 PM
Closing is going to be so awkward when this guy has to take off his shoes (or pants, depending on what appendage he's trained to do his writing) to sign all the paperwork.
August 3, 2009 at 6:11 PM
It's the wrong trousers, Gromit! And they've gone wrong!
First thing into my head.
August 3, 2009 at 8:34 PM
Oh save me from those pale green pants with nobody inside them.
August 4, 2009 at 12:01 AM
Well, Danbury is just 35 miles from Sleepy Hollow, NY.
August 4, 2009 at 5:39 AM
@Katie -- Love the Wallace and Gromit reference! And now I want cheeeeese!
August 9, 2009 at 8:31 AM