okay...first photo of sky is a tad subliminal. I might see a swirly bull constellation or butterflies in the clouds or I might not.
Second photo I believe is just some random shot thrown in for it's textural brick and clumpy cloud values alone.
Third shot: WHOA!!! (where's my psilocybin when I need it?!?!). I see merry-go-round unicorns and Taj Burrow riding the waves and Santa's beard and Jesus in a mushroom cloud and Thomas Kinkade simultaneously waving at me and giving me the bird.
"Go towards the light, Carol Anne!"
Some people should be required to have a license to use PhotoShop as well as Craigslist.
June 16, 2009 at 7:00 AM
Elia said...
THe clouds.... They're so swirly. So peaceful. soooo... THUD!!! ... ... .... .. .... .. Uh, where am I?
Some people try to sell their houses with photos that show nothing because they're blurry or pointed at nothing. Then there are some who sell their houses with photos that show nothing, but have some unrelated art pasted into them.
I wonder where they got those clouds. Did someone actually spend an hour drawing them by hand? Is there some action in Photoshop to do this automatically?
In the left picture, the ground is all wobbly/swirly too, radiation perhaps? With that much atmospheric phenomenon, I'm surprised the place isn't under government surveillance or something.
June 16, 2009 at 9:21 PM
blake said...
....actually. I dont want to be on whatever drugs the owner/realtor was on.
""Incredible View of the Lake""
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okay...first photo of sky is a tad subliminal. I might see a swirly bull constellation or butterflies in the clouds or I might not.
Second photo I believe is just some random shot thrown in for it's textural brick and clumpy cloud values alone.
Third shot: WHOA!!! (where's my psilocybin when I need it?!?!). I see merry-go-round unicorns and Taj Burrow riding the waves and Santa's beard and Jesus in a mushroom cloud and Thomas Kinkade simultaneously waving at me and giving me the bird.
"Go towards the light, Carol Anne!"
Some people should be required to have a license to use PhotoShop as well as Craigslist.
June 16, 2009 at 7:00 AM
THe clouds.... They're so swirly. So peaceful. soooo... THUD!!!
... ... .... .. .... ..
Uh, where am I?
June 16, 2009 at 7:06 AM
Is that Niagara Falls on the left?
June 16, 2009 at 7:43 AM
Great - now I've got the munchies.
June 16, 2009 at 7:57 AM
Wow, that is really some view! This listing is like the love child of Photoshop Disasters and You Suck at Craigslist.
June 16, 2009 at 8:02 AM
I would have an "incredible view of the lake" too if i was on as many shrooms as these people.
"Wow, the lake is really beautiful!"
"yeah...I like how all the trees are melting into a liquid earth"
"It's lovely! I'll take it"
June 16, 2009 at 8:09 AM
Don't stop here, man! This is bat country!
June 16, 2009 at 10:11 AM
That layout makes me hear the Dallas themetune.
Noo-noo, noo-nooo, noo noo-noo noo noooo...
June 16, 2009 at 10:23 AM
What the? Also: That building is pretty ugly.
mudslicker: LOL!
June 16, 2009 at 10:29 AM
Holy cow - is this Salvadore Dali's house?
June 16, 2009 at 11:14 AM
Some people try to sell their houses with photos that show nothing because they're blurry or pointed at nothing. Then there are some who sell their houses with photos that show nothing, but have some unrelated art pasted into them.
I wonder where they got those clouds. Did someone actually spend an hour drawing them by hand? Is there some action in Photoshop to do this automatically?
June 16, 2009 at 1:00 PM
In the left picture, the ground is all wobbly/swirly too, radiation perhaps? With that much atmospheric phenomenon, I'm surprised the place isn't under government surveillance or something.
June 16, 2009 at 9:21 PM
....actually. I dont want to be on whatever drugs the owner/realtor was on.
Now, i want to be on what mudslicker is on.
June 17, 2009 at 5:22 AM
Oh blake...you just like the fact that I mention our buddy Thomas Kinkade whenever I find the opportunity to be over-the-top insufferable.
*snicker*
June 17, 2009 at 8:01 AM