This was so curious I went and read the listing. That's the "before" photo.....before they converted that carport to a swanky family room. Someone is still going to need to explain to me how you fit 3 bedrooms, 1 bath, living room, kitchen and family room into 956 SQUARE FEET!!! That's a tight squeeze.
My theory is that the people living in the house for sale really suck, like a super loud bike gang or frat boys, or both. The people actually selling the house live across the street and just want some peace and quiet.
And by the way, I found this blog at lunch. I was laughing so hard a coworker came into my office to see if I was laughing or crying. I couldn't control myself long enough to explain to her what was so funny.
"Please do not disturb the occupants. Property sold as is."
The house is being sold by the neighbor across the street who just wants some peace and quiet from the motorcycle gang who currently lives there. Sadly, the listing makes it sound like the bike gang comes with the house.
"Really, it's totally my house to sell, I swear"
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haha. That's sketch.
July 28, 2008 at 2:28 PM
Maybe the photo is in a picture frame?
July 28, 2008 at 3:05 PM
This was so curious I went and read the listing. That's the "before" photo.....before they converted that carport to a swanky family room. Someone is still going to need to explain to me how you fit 3 bedrooms, 1 bath, living room, kitchen and family room into 956 SQUARE FEET!!! That's a tight squeeze.
- Suzanne, the Farmer's Wife
July 28, 2008 at 4:44 PM
My theory is that the people living in the house for sale really suck, like a super loud bike gang or frat boys, or both. The people actually selling the house live across the street and just want some peace and quiet.
And by the way, I found this blog at lunch. I was laughing so hard a coworker came into my office to see if I was laughing or crying. I couldn't control myself long enough to explain to her what was so funny.
You're brilliant. I bow to you.
July 28, 2008 at 5:10 PM
"Please do not disturb the occupants. Property sold as is."
The house is being sold by the neighbor across the street who just wants some peace and quiet from the motorcycle gang who currently lives there. Sadly, the listing makes it sound like the bike gang comes with the house.
July 28, 2008 at 5:14 PM
haha classy
July 28, 2008 at 9:20 PM
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July 28, 2008 at 11:09 PM
Suzanne, it's possible. My old house had three bedrooms, one bath, pantry, largeish kitchen, living room, and hallway in 960 square feet.
July 29, 2008 at 2:14 AM
Oh, and I bet there are tenants in the house who didn't let the agent in.
July 29, 2008 at 2:15 AM
Why are there two kitchens shown, yet in the comments it says:
Kitchen Information
No Range/Oven
No Appliances
It's a bigger mystery!
July 29, 2008 at 8:11 AM
You see... I saw a picture of this house on-line and had to have it. But it wasn't for sell, so I took a picture of it and listed it myself.
T
August 1, 2008 at 2:15 PM