Oh, my. And nobody thinks the toddler triplets got into the Crayola paint? And the dog needed there baths to get it off? Whew. I have to imagine that or I'll have nightmares for a week.
February 12, 2009 at 7:02 AM
Anonymous said...
Yikes, poor house. You know, people my age usually have a few things in common. We remember Pretty in Pink coming out, and going to the roller rink in middle school. "All skate! Ha! I remember that!" As well as some other less wholesome things.
There's going to be an entire generation of teenagers who have the unifying memory of all those times they broke into the vacant houses of California, Michigan, etc. "Hey, remember how we'd break in an trash the desperately needed assets of struggling families??" "Good times! Woo!"
I am disturbed to see that there are also spots on the floor in the bathroom. Maybe they should have used some of their motivation to clean the floor or change the carpet.
This is a place where a little Photoshop could work magic. A little clone stamp here, some healing brush there. And voila, you've turned a murder scene into a plain boring living room.
I was surprised not to see a mound of fresh dirt in the back yard!
February 12, 2009 at 2:00 PM
Anonymous said...
Hey ! Whadda ya #$*&in' looking at ? There ain't a !@$% thing there... you get that ? DO YOU ?! I thought so. We'll have the 'crew' visit you later to make &^#* sure there's nothin' to see. And there won't be nothin'. Right ? Right.
February 12, 2009 at 2:15 PM
Anonymous said...
could be fresh blood.
February 12, 2009 at 2:58 PM
Anonymous said...
For some reason, I'm reminded of the suburban house scene in George Romero's Diary of the Dead. I fully expect to see Deb's dead little brother nailed to the wall with an arrow, and his mother lying alongside from where she just finished eating the neighbors. Kuh-REEPY.
Considering the house JUST sold in September for close to the same price, I have to wonder what the motivation is here... Besides moving out of "kraprooM", which is what the local kids call that rural town!
February 12, 2009 at 3:53 PM
Anonymous said...
This a rare photo where a tiny bit of Photoshop magic wouldn't have been a bad idea.
February 12, 2009 at 4:23 PM
Anonymous said...
The door is open. The white light beckons. Move on, children...move toward the liiiighhht...aaall are welllcome...
"Not included: corpse"
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That has got to be THE poorestly chosen picture for a listing EVER.
Is "poorestly" a word?
February 12, 2009 at 5:59 AM
"Extremely motivated seller". I imagine so.
February 12, 2009 at 6:18 AM
I especially like how the listing says "Seller extremely motivated." I wonder why...
February 12, 2009 at 6:21 AM
OMG....yes, I can see how as the listing indicates "Seller extremely motivated". Yikes.
February 12, 2009 at 6:37 AM
Oh, my. And nobody thinks the toddler triplets got into the Crayola paint? And the dog needed there baths to get it off? Whew. I have to imagine that or I'll have nightmares for a week.
February 12, 2009 at 7:02 AM
Yikes, poor house. You know, people my age usually have a few things in common. We remember Pretty in Pink coming out, and going to the roller rink in middle school. "All skate! Ha! I remember that!" As well as some other less wholesome things.
There's going to be an entire generation of teenagers who have the unifying memory of all those times they broke into the vacant houses of California, Michigan, etc. "Hey, remember how we'd break in an trash the desperately needed assets of struggling families??" "Good times! Woo!"
February 12, 2009 at 7:03 AM
Considering the back door seems to be boarded over and nailed shut, I assume this is where the killer got in....
February 12, 2009 at 7:10 AM
I'm looking for the chalk outline of the body...
February 12, 2009 at 7:10 AM
You should have a "worst picture of the year" thing where we could vote for the worst pictures...this would be one of the nominees for sure.
February 12, 2009 at 7:31 AM
are they trying to sell this house? seriously!
this is the best of the worst.
February 12, 2009 at 7:48 AM
"Seller extremely motivated" because he's on trial and needs money for is $500 an hour defense attorney.
February 12, 2009 at 7:51 AM
Even looking at the sub-flooring would be better than that. I can't beleive they left the carpet down.
February 12, 2009 at 8:05 AM
Maybe this in the interier of the house that had the corpse in the driveway.
February 12, 2009 at 8:24 AM
At least they took down the yellow police tape.
February 12, 2009 at 8:29 AM
Paint. It's gotta be paint. I need it to be paint.
Anyway, blood would have turned browner by the time the police tape was gone, wouldn't it?
February 12, 2009 at 9:24 AM
Oh God! ewwwwww!that's horrible!
February 12, 2009 at 9:24 AM
How about that big mirror next to the bathtub!
February 12, 2009 at 9:40 AM
Let's hope that's actually a Kool-Aid stain. Yucky.
February 12, 2009 at 10:35 AM
Clearly it's where someone dropped the bucket of red paint they were using to flank the fireplace in the other photo.
or is it...
February 12, 2009 at 11:27 AM
I am disturbed to see that there are also spots on the floor in the bathroom. Maybe they should have used some of their motivation to clean the floor or change the carpet.
February 12, 2009 at 11:54 AM
Blood turns brown as it dries... which is pretty quickly.
I'm thinking it's red paint.
But still... they just left it?
And why is the back door boarded up?
Why is the seller "extremely motivated"?
Why, why, why?
February 12, 2009 at 12:04 PM
This is a place where a little Photoshop could work magic. A little clone stamp here, some healing brush there. And voila, you've turned a murder scene into a plain boring living room.
February 12, 2009 at 12:44 PM
I was surprised not to see a mound of fresh dirt in the back yard!
February 12, 2009 at 2:00 PM
Hey ! Whadda ya #$*&in' looking at ? There ain't a !@$% thing there... you get that ? DO YOU ?! I thought so. We'll have the 'crew' visit you later to make &^#* sure there's nothin' to see. And there won't be nothin'. Right ? Right.
February 12, 2009 at 2:15 PM
could be fresh blood.
February 12, 2009 at 2:58 PM
For some reason, I'm reminded of the suburban house scene in George Romero's Diary of the Dead. I fully expect to see Deb's dead little brother nailed to the wall with an arrow, and his mother lying alongside from where she just finished eating the neighbors. Kuh-REEPY.
February 12, 2009 at 3:50 PM
Considering the house JUST sold in September for close to the same price, I have to wonder what the motivation is here... Besides moving out of "kraprooM", which is what the local kids call that rural town!
February 12, 2009 at 3:53 PM
This a rare photo where a tiny bit of Photoshop magic wouldn't have been a bad idea.
February 12, 2009 at 4:23 PM
The door is open. The white light beckons. Move on, children...move toward the liiiighhht...aaall are welllcome...
February 12, 2009 at 4:27 PM
Red Rum.
February 12, 2009 at 6:52 PM
That looks like every vacation I've taken in the past 3 years...
February 12, 2009 at 7:35 PM
"Seller extremely motivated!"
I'm sure he's dying to sell.
I bet the real estate agent's going to make a killing on this sale.
Heck, I might even take a stab at making an offer.
(Oh, and Jimcy says it looks like there was a "Muurdur")
February 12, 2009 at 9:11 PM
I agree with the person who said it's the red paint from the room with the fireplace.
But STILL - why wouldn't you have cleaned that up???
February 13, 2009 at 9:08 AM
"You left the TOILET SEAT UP AGAIN!! Now I have to kill you, darling!! Why did you do it?? Why couldn't you put it down???"
February 13, 2009 at 1:47 PM
I'm just hoping that some careless child dropped his Fruit Punch Slurpee on the floor shortly before the family moved out...
February 13, 2009 at 3:55 PM
Is this Scott Peterson's house? Drew Peterson's? OJ's? Lizzie Borden, maybe?
February 13, 2009 at 6:24 PM
Wow....real estate agent moonlighting as a police officer & too lazy to retake photos? Yikes!!
February 15, 2009 at 12:00 PM
"After the bludgeoning we dragged his limp, bleeding body across the living room to the trunk of the car for a stealthy disposal."
February 23, 2009 at 10:49 AM